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ScottBot

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ConstanceB said:
Randomness: My poor George was neutered on Monday. (That is not something you buy with blessings. It is something you pay to have done to your own real puppy named George for his own sake.)
Ohhh, you're talking about your puppy. For a second I thought you were talking about your hubby. Oops. :D
 
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Tips to telling a good joke -

1.) Use juxtaposition

"A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer"

2.) Establish a pattern

"And then, hehe, a second duck walks in and orders a beer..."

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"...And so the 73rd duck walks in and orders a beer"

:sleep:

Next week's tip ... timing.
 
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Scott_LaFrance said:
And how is that any different from how things are now?

Grrrr, don't remind me...

*reformedfan's little assassin jumps on Scott_LaFrance's little soldier & starts choking & pummling him to death*
 
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reformedfan said:
Grrrr, don't remind me...

*reformedfan's little assassin jumps on Scott_LaFrance's little soldier & starts choking & pummling him to death*
Don't make me get my vicious, carnivorous, ferocious attack squirrels on you. They'll bite your big toe, and THEN what will you do?
 
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Scott_LaFrance said:
Now, how fearsome of an assassin can you be if you are crawling around picking up food scraps? Hmmmmmm.

*reformedfan lunges to get wooden spear*

Howz this for fearsome, huh?

*falls down due to lack of toe to keep her balance*

*reformedfan's little assassin punches Scott_LaFrance's soldier in the mouth*

*soldier bursts into tears & runs to hide*
 
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