I have some really fun off wall questions for ya my dear sweet loving brother...
1. What is the oddest name that you have heard a child called?
Blanket, and any Celebrities child naming that will get them beat up at school if it wasn't the fact that their parents were in the movie business.
2. What would you NEVER name your pet?
Bonkers, and other weird names.
3. If you had to make up a funny excuse for being late for work what would it be?
Sorry, I was late...funny thing...a monkey trashed my room and I told the monkey...HEY MONKEY...you shouldn't be doing that...but the monkey just laughed and dance on my bookcase.
Sorry, I was late...I was in a TOP SECRET mission for the GOVERNMENT. It is really hush hush so yea, I would tell ya more but I had to shoot ya then after-wards.
Sorry, I was late...I thought it was GO TO WORK LATE DAY. So I planned ahead to get up at 9:30AM then rushed into work like a monkey would if a monkey was late to work...yeah...
Sorry, I was late my dog ate my PowerPoint Presentation...yea the meeting that today so I stayed up all night finishing up the report then a monkey went bananas and taunt my dog which then tripped over the huge glass of soda that I was drinking...which made my computer crash...yeah...
4. Lets say an annoying telemarketer calls you up and you are trying to be polite to end the call but they don't get hint what would be a funny tactic that you would do, example play the saxophone or get your 4 year old neice or nephew (IF YOU HAVE ONE) to talk on the phone...LOL
YouTube - Funny Telemarketer prank
Sort of like this...language may be in the vid...I'm evil with the side of Christ in me!!
Anyway, these questions may sound odd but I am trying to be funny
Ask more Questions...and I'll answer them quickly next time!!