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MacFall

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Don't know, but I can tell you how many licks on an anchovy pop it would take for someone to see the center of my last meal. Roughly, one.

Hey Drew, you still need to answer this one. I just couldn't pass up a chance to be a smart-bottom.
 
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I have some really fun off wall questions for ya my dear sweet loving brother...

1. What is the oddest name that you have heard a child called?

2. What would you NEVER name your pet?

3. If you had to make up a funny excuse for being late for work what would it be?

4. Lets say an annoying telemarketer calls you up and you are trying to be polite to end the call but they don't get hint what would be a funny tactic that you would do, example play the saxophone or get your 4 year old neice or nephew (IF YOU HAVE ONE) to talk on the phone...LOL

Anyway, these questions may sound odd but I am trying to be funny ;)
 
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If God Said, "ask Me For One Thing And I'll Give It To You Right Now" What Would It Be?

To understand my Sisters more so that I could be a better Brother towards them.

God: Get married, then you still won't understand, because I made women extra special that only I can understand.

Drew: *nods*

How about a good wife that will stick by my side and want children and to share a life with me? And who likes Star Trek.

God: Wait 1-2 years for delivery.

Drew: Right

God Bless,
Drew
 
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Hi there Drew,
How come you did not answer my questions? I was not trying to insult you I hope you know that my dear sweet loving brother.:thumbsup::)

I'm sorry sister...I'm a little behind in some posts and PMs :) but I shall reply to your post soon :) promise *hugs*

God Bless,
Drew
 
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I have some really fun off wall questions for ya my dear sweet loving brother...

1. What is the oddest name that you have heard a child called?
Blanket, and any Celebrities child naming that will get them beat up at school if it wasn't the fact that their parents were in the movie business.

2. What would you NEVER name your pet?
Bonkers, and other weird names.

3. If you had to make up a funny excuse for being late for work what would it be?
Sorry, I was late...funny thing...a monkey trashed my room and I told the monkey...HEY MONKEY...you shouldn't be doing that...but the monkey just laughed and dance on my bookcase.

Sorry, I was late...I was in a TOP SECRET mission for the GOVERNMENT. It is really hush hush so yea, I would tell ya more but I had to shoot ya then after-wards.

Sorry, I was late...I thought it was GO TO WORK LATE DAY. So I planned ahead to get up at 9:30AM then rushed into work like a monkey would if a monkey was late to work...yeah...

Sorry, I was late my dog ate my PowerPoint Presentation...yea the meeting that today so I stayed up all night finishing up the report then a monkey went bananas and taunt my dog which then tripped over the huge glass of soda that I was drinking...which made my computer crash...yeah...

4. Lets say an annoying telemarketer calls you up and you are trying to be polite to end the call but they don't get hint what would be a funny tactic that you would do, example play the saxophone or get your 4 year old neice or nephew (IF YOU HAVE ONE) to talk on the phone...LOL

YouTube - Funny Telemarketer prank

Sort of like this...language may be in the vid...I'm evil with the side of Christ in me!!


Anyway, these questions may sound odd but I am trying to be funny ;)
Ask more Questions...and I'll answer them quickly next time!!

My answers to your questions :)

God Bless,
Drew
 
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  1. What 1 thing would you take with you on a deserted island?
  2. First thing you will save in a fire?
  3. What are the things you always take with you?
  4. What did you wanna be when you were a kid?
  5. What do you usually do when the clock turns 10:10?
  6. Did America really put a man on the moon?
 
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