Puns

[LadyOfMystery]

Hahaha Those are awesome!

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[LadyOfMystery]

@Anthony7 I loveee that last pun haha

 

[Rigatoni]

@Anthony7 I loveee that last pun haha

Haha! Those are awesome! Especially the last one I need to figure out how to top those, hmm...


Maybe with hot fudge.

 

[Saucy]

 

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*sigh*
A couple weeks ago I responded to a craigslist free ad for a banana tree. The giver texted me back and said they were the banana tree and to come pick them up after 5pm. I messaged back with, "At work ripe now? I peel ya. See you at 5.."

True story. I'd post the screenshot but I don't have it anymore.

 

[Rigatoni]

 

[LadyOfMystery]

@Anthony7

 

[Saucy]

What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?



A speech impediment.

 

[Saucy]

Luigi and Paulo were out fishing in the Mediterranean sea one day when a World War II mine came floating along.



On seeing it coming nearer and nearer, Luigi shouted at his friend "Hey Paulo, it's a mine, it's a mine!!!"

Paulo replied " Okay Luigi, you can-a have it!"

 

[Saucy]

 

[Rigatoni]

What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?



A speech impediment.

@Anthony7

Those are great! haha I almost posted that construction joke too.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[MehGuy]

I don't like puns.. they remind me of George Takei.. and that's not a good thing.. lol.

 

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I don't like puns.. they remind me of George Takei.. and that's not a good thing.. lol.

 

[MehGuy]

I used to like him.. then I started noticing his really smug liberal attitude.

 

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I used to like him.. then I started noticing his really smug liberal attitude.

What about his overt homosexuality?

 

[Barzel]

Why do Swedish battleships have bar codes?

Spoiler: Answer

So that when the ships return to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

[Rigatoni]

 

[NurseAbigail]

I know lame cow jokes....
What's a cow's favorite condiment?
Ans: Moostard

What do u call a cow that has seizures?
Ans: Beef Jerky

What do u call a cow with no legs?
Ans: Ground beef

Best way to count cows?
Ans: Cowculator

Best place cows hangout?
Ans: the moovies