Puns

[Rigatoni]

Oh! Now I get it

 

[Hiatus]

If you ever feel cold, go stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees.

 

[Left]

This thread is so punny, it's unBEARable

 

[LadyOfMystery]

This thread is so punny, it's unBEARable

It's so cheesy that it's actually quite gouda.

 

[Citanul]

It's so cheesy that it's actually quite gouda.

Sadly, this pun doesn't work for me as here we pronounce it "gow-da" (i.e. to rhyme with cow). So whenever I see it first have to remember what the American pronunciation is.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Sadly, this pun doesn't work for me as here we pronounce it "gow-da" (i.e. to rhyme with cow). So whenever I see it first have to remember what the American pronunciation is.

But but but... you're pronouncing it wrong!

 

[Citanul]

But but but... you're pronouncing it wrong!

Technically, we're both pronouncing it wrong. It's Dutch, so the "g" isn't pronounced the way it is in English.

Everything You Needed to Know Dutch Gouda Cheese in Amsterdam

 

[MrMoe]

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Technically, we're both pronouncing it wrong. It's Dutch, so the "g" isn't pronounced the way it is in English.

Everything You Needed to Know Dutch Gouda Cheese in Amsterdam

Sooo does two wrongs make a right where we go on pronouncing it the way we already do?

 

[Rigatoni]

Haha Mr. Freeze is so "cool".

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Don't let this thread dye!

Okay that wasn't a pun.


But seriously...

 

[Rigatoni]

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games...

 

[LadyOfMystery]

*Just shakes her head*

 

[Rigatoni]

*Just shakes her head*

It was funny!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

It was funny!

Yup it totes was

 

[Citanul]

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...She looked great going down the stairs.

Some people say that firefighters deserve more money, but apparently a poll was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic.

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I don't know why but I'm really laughing at the firefighter one.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Oh come on, these puns are too punny to be dead!

 

[Rigatoni]