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So my grandma gets pulled over for going about 5-8 over on the highway on a Thursday. Being a talkative person, she decides to chat him up.
"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were going?"
"Yes sir I do, and I suppose you're going to give me a ticket."
"That's correct, ma'am." *begins writing it out*
*pause*
"Can I get a senior citizen's discount?"
*finishes writing the ticket and hands it to her*
"Sorry ma'am, that's only on Wednesdays."
EDIT: This is a true story.
"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were going?"
"Yes sir I do, and I suppose you're going to give me a ticket."
"That's correct, ma'am." *begins writing it out*
*pause*
"Can I get a senior citizen's discount?"
*finishes writing the ticket and hands it to her*
"Sorry ma'am, that's only on Wednesdays."
EDIT: This is a true story.
very funny.... I don't think it'd be really fair if cops did that though
