PSA: The Big Bang, Evolution and other things that are commonly misunderstood.

[Celbrimbor_of_feanor]

Hi guys science rules! by the way lolz to the fact that there are non-Christians posting on a website with Christian forums as the name. Fun!

 

[AV1611VET]

Howdy, all!

The first thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that they had to change it from an explosion to an expansion to get the egg off their faces.

The second thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is considered still ongoing. And this means, from a TE perspective, that creationism is still going on until God suddenly destroys everything (see 2 Peter 3:10) like someone typing a story on a typewriter, then suddenly ripping the page out, wadding it up, throwing it into the fire, and starting over in a fit of rage. At first pronouncing it "very good," but then, for some odd reason, suddenly destroying it and starting over.

The third thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that its adherents will not consider it a part of [cosmic] evolution, but will outright deny it has anything to do with it; even when shown from NASA, Wikipedia, and Stanford education department.

The fourth thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is portrayed in the entertainment media in the form of a very popular comedy with ... shall we say ...libidinous characters. Apropos, according to Sig Freud.

 

[HitchSlap]

Howdy, all!

The first thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that they had to change it from an explosion to an expansion to get the egg off their faces.

The second thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is considered still ongoing. And this means, from a TE perspective, that creationism is still going on until God suddenly destroys everything (see 2 Peter 3:10) like someone typing a story on a typewriter, then suddenly ripping the page out, wadding it up, throwing it into the fire, and starting over in a fit of rage. At first pronouncing it "very good," but then, for some odd reason, suddenly destroying it and starting over.

The third thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that its adherents will not consider it a part of [cosmic] evolution, but will outright deny it has anything to do with it; even when shown from NASA, Wikipedia, and Stanford education department.

The fourth thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is portrayed in the entertainment media in the form of a very popular comedy with ... shall we say ...libidinous characters. Apropos, according to Sig Freud.

But didn't your god rip it out and tear it up once already? Capricious as it were.

 

[AV1611VET]

But didn't your god rip it out and tear it up once already? Capricious as it were.

No.

Not even close.

 

[HitchSlap]

No.

Not even close.

So that whole thing about a flood and two x twosies, just a partial tear? Got it.

 

[AV1611VET]

So that whole thing about a flood and two x twosies, just a partial tear?

Correct.

Got it.

But how much of it do you got?

When the Big Noise occurs, God will simply make the strong nuclear force stand down, and the universe will go adios.

Then He will bring them back together as a New Heaven and a New Earth.

It's simple phy... skip that.

 

[HitchSlap]

Correct.

But how much of it do you got?

When the Big Noise occurs, God will simply make the strong nuclear force stand down, and the universe will go adios.

Then He will bring them back together as a New Heaven and a New Earth.

It's simple phy... skip that.

Ok.

 

[Subduction Zone]

Howdy, all!

The first thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that they had to change it from an explosion to an expansion to get the egg off their faces.

So you were listening to liars again. Does the Bible have anything to say about people that lie about the works of God?

The second thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is considered still ongoing. And this means, from a TE perspective, that creationism is still going on until God suddenly destroys everything (see 2 Peter 3:10) like someone typing a story on a typewriter, then suddenly ripping the page out, wadding it up, throwing it into the fire, and starting over in a fit of rage. At first pronouncing it "very good," but then, for some odd reason, suddenly destroying it and starting over.

No, the expansion that we still can observe is not the same as the initial quantum fluctuation. You re are simply confused. And bearing false witness against your neighbors. Calling names, even made up ones, is a violation of the Ninth Commandment.

The third thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that its adherents will not consider it a part of [cosmic] evolution, but will outright deny it has anything to do with it; even when shown from NASA, Wikipedia, and Stanford education department.

"Cosmic evolution" is not a well defined term and you probably were misusing it in a conversation.

The fourth thing I learned about the Beelzebang (Big Bang) theory is that it is portrayed in the entertainment media in the form of a very popular comedy with ... shall we say ...libidinous characters. Apropos, according to Sig Freud.

Ummm, no. Hardly "libidinous". More bearing of false witness.

 

[AV1611VET]

Calling names, even made up ones, is a violation of the Ninth Commandment.

You mean that commandment that unbelievers want off of public property because of its potential to convert people?

 

[Subduction Zone]

You mean that commandment that unbelievers want off of public property because of its potential to convert people?

I have no idea what you are talking about. We were discussing the Ten Commandments. Why did you change the topic?

 

[pat34lee]

Hello everybody, searching through this forums, and speaking to people in general, I've noticed a trend on both sides of many debates as to people not fully understanding exactly what is being debated on either side.
So, I'm posting this to attempt to remedy some common misconceptions about various topics.

I disagree on several of your definitions. I won't spend a lot of time on everything in the OP, though.

You seem to be mixing the definition of the big bang and its resultant expansion.
The big bang happened. Expansion is still happening. (theoretically anyway, since both are myths)

There are six types of evolution, and only one is proven scientifically.
The Six Meanings of Evolution

Abiogenesis, the killer of all naturalist explanations for life. Nothing in science
has come close to creating life. They have managed to take living cells and
make dead cells out of them though.

Religion is not necessarily about deities. That is what atheists and humanists would
have us believe. Our religions and idols are whatever we deem the most important
things in our lives.
"a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance."

Nothing may be impossible in a physical universe, but the physical universe is finite.
It began, and it will end. Nothing is what was before. No matter, no space, no time.