Micrs$oft could easily rewrite WinD'ohs to cut the size of the code dramatically, and get to the end result much faster:
PHP:
$bsod = "BlueScreenOfDeath";
if($UserInputKeyboard == TRUE)
{
echo ( $bsod ) or die ( $bsod );
}
elseif($UserInputMouse == TRUE)
{
echo ( $bsod ) or die ( $bsod );
}
elseif($PcPoweredOn == TRUE)
{
echo ( $bsod ) or die ( $bsod );
}
else
{
echo ( $bsod ) or die ( $bsod );
}
