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Wow this is one bright car, to even sit in this car one would need some Advil for the headache, either the advil or some shades (sunglasses) ;)
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I don't think they'll need any headlights! Wow! haha


I say you can't get any more goofy than the Goofmeister himself. :p

Ya got that right! LOL
 
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There once lived a man who became the greatest lwyer ever known. He could fight for his clients till the sun dropped and could make genocidal maniacs looks peaceful. When he was a young lad he went out into the world and came back to his mother and told her of how his father had went to the house of the young widowed lady who lived across the street. He told his mother vivid tales of how he saw his father kissing the woman.This enraged the mother so she tookher butcher knife and went across the street and saw her husband with another womanandas she looked up the jezebel she took her knife and ended her life. The woman did not end the woman's life quickly but instead let her scream as she repeatedly stabbed her. This brought upon the attention of the neighborswho heard the screaming so they all gathered around the house to witness the mother walking out blooded and carrying knife. In the midst of this comotion the boy walked out in frnt of his mother and went before the shocked crowded and told the greatest lie ever told. In the midst of this lie th audience cam to the conclusion that what they had witness was just a dream, just as the boy wanted them to believe. So all of the men and women went back to their respective homes and into their beds where they slumbered assuming that what they just say was only a drea. This is the story of the world's greatest lawyer but all of what has been said is untrue because this story is just a lie as I intended it to be
 
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One day a blonde's house was on fire so she calls the fire department for help and they ask "how do we get to your house?" She replies "duh big red truck!"

Two blondes walked into a building. You would think one of them would have seen it...

One day there was a blonde sitting with two astronauts. She turns to one and asks "where have you been??" He answers "I've been to the moon." She turns to the other astronaut and asks "where have you been??" He replies "Oh I've been to Mars. Where have you been??" She replies "Oh no where yet but I'm planning on going to the sun." He replies "you can't do that your ship will burn up!" The blonde then says "I know that duh I'm gonna go at night!"

One day the milkman visits a blondes home and she asks for milk. The milkman asks "would you like it pasteurized??" She replies "no just up to my waist."

One day a blonde was driving down the street and sees another blonde in the middle of a grassy field sitting in a boat rowing. So the blonde in the car pulls over rolls down her window and shouts "its blondes like you that give the rest of us blondes a bad name and if I could swim I would come over there and show you what I really think!"

One day a brunette was sitting on a bench just repeating "23... 23... 23..." A blonde walks by and says "that looks like fun may I join you??" The brunette replies "sure!" So they sit there repeating "23...23...23..." Then the brunette turns to the blonde and says "its more fun if you stand in the street and do it." So the blonde goes into the middle of the street and repeats "23...23...23..." Then the blonde gets run over by a bus and dies. The brunette calmly stays on the bench and says "24...24...24..."

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice??.... Because it said concentrate.
 
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