Politically Correct Statements

[*The_Lords_Gizmo*]

Your bedroom isn't cluttered. It's just "passage
restrictive."

Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social
speed bumps."

You're not late. You just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

You're not having a bad hair day. You're suffering from
"rebellious follicle syndrome."

No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."

You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."

You're not long-winded. You're just "abundantly verbal."

It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy
transmission of near-factual information."

AND FOR STUDENTS...

The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
"digestively challenged."

No one fails a class anymore. He's merely "passing
impaired."

You don't have detention. You're just one of the "exit
delayed."

These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically
declined."

Your locker isn't overflowing with junk. It's just "closure
prohibitive."

Your homework isn't missing. It's just having an
"out-of-notebook experience."

You're not sleeping in class. You're "rationing
consciousness."

You don't have smelly gym socks. You have "odor-retentive
athletic footwear."

You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating
in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."

You're not being sent to the principal's office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative
building."

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

very realistic

 

[godsgirl5048]

lol

 

[Woman of Faith]

Funny! Sad how people are discouraged from telling it like it is in this day and age. (is about to step on soapbox, but it is suddenly kicked out of the way by guardian angel)