pickup lines

[Out of the Flames]

I like #37 & #50...made me laugh anyway

Haha... I can see it now:

brettnolan swaggers over to a beautiful woman greeter at church. With a suave eyebrow raise and nod of the head he says to her, "So, can I drinketh from your cuppeth?"

 

[cyberwood]

Oh man, with pickup lines like these, I'll never be single again!

I'll be sure to use the line, "I'd pick you over Satan any day". What Christian woman could resist me then?

 

[Mr.Cheese]

I knew a guy who, when he and his buddies would go out of town to a place they'd never be at again, they'd see how long they could keep talking to a girl while using the worst lines in the world.

He said it was amazing that girls would put up with some of it.
He got slapped a lot too.

 

[jenptcfan]

LOL....if someone doesn't shut down this thread quickly, there will be no more dateless waifs!

 

[brettnolan]

LOL....if someone doesn't shut down this thread quickly, there will be no more dateless waifs!

so we can assume that you'd bite hook, line & sinker on these babies?

 

[cyberwood]

LOL....if someone doesn't shut down this thread quickly, there will be no more dateless waifs!

um, what exactly is a waif?

 

[jenptcfan]

so we can assume that you'd bite hook, line & sinker on these babies?

Aww yeah! Nothing says "I love you" like prefabricated conversation starters!

um, what exactly is a waif?

Check out the dateless waif threads. I think someone actually defined it in there, but I don't remember the technical definition.

 

[wvmtnkid]

LOL! These cracked me up. Assuming the fellow wasn't REALLY serious when using one of these, I'd at least have to give him points for making me laugh.

 

[LadyDJ]

LOL Pretty funny

 

[klewlis]

I don't use pick-up lines, for they never work anyway. Furthermore, they sound tacky.

However, despite that, why use a pick-up line when be yourself usually doesn't work as well. It's hard not to be viewed as a dork by a woman. Women appear to be hard to please.

Not at all. A corny pickup line, delivered well, is good for a chuckle at least and may open up conversation. Don't forget that laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

 

[Buskanaka]

it would also be funnier if you said them with a straight face, just to weird the girl out

or just slipping them in general conversation, eg #31

 

[fishstix]

LOL....if someone doesn't shut down this thread quickly, there will be no more dateless waifs!

Or maybe there will be a whole lot more of them

 

[Sketcher]

LOL! These ed me up. Assuming the fellow wasn't REALLY serious when using one of these, I'd at least have to give him points for making me laugh.

What, you mean . . . AWW DANGIT!!!!

 

[jenptcfan]

Or maybe there will be a whole lot more of them

lol

 

[peterc]

If I was in-charge of the alphabet, I'd move you and I closer together..

 

[Lbiagm]

lol

 

[Phrasedefina]

ROFLM&*@O!

 

[Lbiagm]

ok pd.

 

[ardeur]

Once I was walking into a store when a guy in the parking lot starting singing, "There she goes justa walkin down the street singing..." He started walking towards me, singing that song on the top of his lungs, and just staring me down. I bolted for the store entrance. It's quite funny now in retrospect.

Another time a guy in a car shouted, "Are you doing fine? Good, 'cause you look fine." He was driving in the opposite direction that I was walking, so I didn't have much of a chance to be embarrassed about it.

 

[Blank123]

lol