- Mar 16, 2004
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A guy who works nights was in church every Sunday morning invariably would fall asleep during the sermon, and start snoring. To make it worse he always sat in the middle of the front pew. Finally the Pastor had enough, he asks the congregation, 'Anyone who wants to go to heaven and be with Jesus, stand up now'. Of course everyone stands up except the guy snoring in the front pew. Then the Pastor says, 'anyone who wants to go to hell and be with the devil, STAND UP NOW!!! The man jumps up and looks around and says, 'Well preacher, I don't know what we are voting on but it looks like it's just you and me.
Grace and peace,
Mark
Grace and peace,
Mark