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What's that one episode where Kramer shows Jerry the... hair in his nether regions... off-screen? I laughed at that.
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OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits
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that's the one where Jerry shaves his chest, because his girlfriend likes hairless things.
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I have to say this is the one show that always stuck in my mind:
The Best of Kramer - The Kenny Roaster - YouTube
The Best of Kramer - The Kenny Roaster - YouTube
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Elaine: "He took it out."
Jerry: "it?"
Elaine: "yes, it."
Jerry: "are you sure it was.."
Elaine: "oh yes."
Jerry: "it?"
Elaine: "yes, it."
Jerry: "are you sure it was.."
Elaine: "oh yes."
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I love it when the boss asks George if it was true what he and the cleaning lady did together at his cubicle and George responds, "was that wrong?"
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Jerry: Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love....broccoli. it's....good for you
Jerry: Maybe you'd like to have a piece
Newman: Gladly....PFFT! Vile Weed!
Newman: I love....broccoli. it's....good for you
Jerry: Maybe you'd like to have a piece
Newman: Gladly....PFFT! Vile Weed!
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yep, I love at the end how Newman adjusts his jacket to sorta regain some dignity after downing a shot of honey mustard.
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I TOTALLY LOVE the episode with the muffin tops where Newman peels around the corner in the Acura NSX in a homage to Pulp Fiction and he acts like Winston Wolf from PF come to fix the problem.
Mr. Lippman: What is this guy again?
Elaine: They call him a Cleaner. He makes problems go away.
Newman enters.
Newman: Hello Elaine. Where are they?
Elaine: In the back.
Newman: All right, I'm going to need a clean 8 ounce glass.
Mr. Lippman: What is going on here?
Newman: If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence.
Newman goes to the back room with the muffin stumps and sets down a cooler and an empty glass. From the cooler he takes out 4 bottles of milk and sets them down.
He bites into a stump, then takes a drink of milk from the glass. (continuity error: he never actually poured the glass of milk.) He swishes the muffin and the milk together and swollows. He takes another stump.
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Mr. Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children.
George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.
George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.
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Jerry: No more grease monkey
Putty: I don't care for that term
Jerry: ....Sorry....?
Putty: I just don't know many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector
Putty: I don't care for that term
Jerry: ....Sorry....?
Putty: I just don't know many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector
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Oh man, that exchange cracked me up!
I love that stare Putty has and he just looks so moronic with "yeah, that's right."
I remember one time he said, "I'll be back in a little while. We'll make out" to Elaine. I about fell off the couch!
I love that stare Putty has and he just looks so moronic with "yeah, that's right."
I remember one time he said, "I'll be back in a little while. We'll make out" to Elaine. I about fell off the couch!
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George: I can't believe it! I'm a father! I did it! My boys can swim! (did anyone quote that one yet?)
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That was so funny.
Kramer: "Hey, George, you remember those condoms I gave you the other day? Don't use those, they're defective"
Kramer: "Hey, George, you remember those condoms I gave you the other day? Don't use those, they're defective"
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