OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

[gurneyhalleck1]

How about the episode where George ate the eclair out of the trash can?!!

Seinfeld - That's Garbage - YouTube

 

[Mariya116]

How about the episode where George ate the eclair out of the trash can?!!

Can't blame him!

 

[ArmyMatt]

it wasn't in the can, it was hovering......like an angel

 

[Mariya116]

"I don't know what I did! I was smart, I was funny, I made small talk with the waitress so she could see I could relate to the commoners..."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"I don't know what I did! I was smart, I was funny, I made small talk with the waitress so she could see I could relate to the commoners..."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Kramer: "I'm going to redo my entire apartment with levels, Jerry. Levels! Like ancient Egypt!"

 

[ArmyMatt]

we can't take this book, it's been flagged, it's been in the bathroom

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Oh my God, it's Uncle Leo! He's shoplifting!

 

[ArmyMatt]

Oh my God, it's Uncle Leo! He's shoplifting!

Jerry: look there's Leo
Kramer: Leo?
Jerry: yeah, my uncle Leo
Kramer: oh, Uncle Leo. I forgot his first name

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Jerry: look there's Leo
Kramer: Leo?
Jerry: yeah, my uncle Leo
Kramer: oh, Uncle Leo. I forgot his first name

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

JERRY: I feel terrible. (Kramer smiles) I mean, I've seen her a couple of times since then, and I know I can't go any further, but.. I've just got this like,
psycho-sexual hold over me. I just want her, I can't breathe. It's like a drug.
KRAMER: Woah, psycho-sexual.

 

[ArmyMatt]

raisin bagel....never thought I'd live to see that

 

[Dylan Michael]

Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

They have T-shirts of that! LOL

Amazon.com: Maybe the dingo ate your baby Humor Women's Dark T-Shirt by CafePress: Clothing

Maybe the Dingo Ate Your Baby - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

I had a pony!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"I mean, she's an immigrant! Why would anyone in a pony country come to a non-pony country!? I mean, it makes no sense?"

 

[someguy14]

Double dip

Seinfeld: double dip - YouTube

 

[someguy14]

Swarm, swarm.

Uncle Leo shoplifts - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Swarm, swarm.

Uncle Leo shoplifts - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

I love in the episode with the Bubble Boy, where the father and Elaine start tearing up over the Bubble Boy, Elaine hands out napkins to whipe their eyes, and Jerry casually whipes his mouth after taking a bite of his sandwich