OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

[gurneyhalleck1]

I love this part...Arthur fishes through Carrie's purse. Carrie has been married to Doug for years and Arthur is so fickle that he forgets....the end is the best!

King Of Queens - Arthur Spooner - "Does He Touch You??!!" - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"I'm not fit to be a notary!! It's a young man's game!" ----Arthur

Do I Mock Your Profession? - King of Queens - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? why are you doing this?
George: for a woman!
Frank: is this that group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

That squirrels thing always cracked me up! Did you check out the video above where Arthur was a notary and can't handle the stress? It's short....really funny "do I mock your profession!!!?"

Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? why are you doing this?
George: for a woman!
Frank: is this that group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

 

[ArmyMatt]

That squirrels thing always cracked me up! Did you check out the video above where Arthur was a notary and can't handle the stress? It's short....really funny "do I mock your profession!!!?"

hahahaha

Elaine: David, don't wait for me
Putty: Alright

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Puddy was priceless....a man of few words and seemingly few brain cells...his basic only response: "yeah that's right..."

hahahaha

Elaine: David, don't wait for me
Putty: Alright

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

At like 2:45 they start the "yeah, that's right" montage...pretty funny

David Puddy Compilation - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Jerry: who was that?
Elaine: Vegetable Lasagna
Jerry: who?
Elaine: Vegetable Lasagna
Vegetable Lasagna: my name is Magnus
Elaine: shut up or I'll snap you in half and stuff you in the overhead
Jerry: get me some of that duty free Kaluha
George: how's the trip?
Jerry: good

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"Holland is the Netherlands!" (Jerry)
"Then who are the Dutch?" (George)

Seinfeld 901 Intro - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Putty: hey, check it out....8-ball. you got a question, you ask the 8-ball.
Elaine: are you gonna wear this all the time?
Putty: all signs point to YES!

there is a hilarious deleted scene, after Elaine throws out Newman and Putty

Newman: that wasn't cool
Putty: you know what's cool? 8-ball....corner pocket (puts hand in pocket)

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Putty: hey, check it out....8-ball. you got a question, you ask the 8-ball.
Elaine: are you gonna wear this all the time?
Putty: all signs point to YES!

there is a hilarious deleted scene, after Elaine throws out Newman and Putty

Newman: that wasn't cool
Putty: you know what's cool? 8-ball....corner pocket (puts hand in pocket)

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Snickers Bar - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Kramer meets the Postmaster General

Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer? - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I couldn't believe they got Wilford Brimley for that. That was too funny. Newman was so over-the-top in that thing...

This scene cracked me up with the communist stuff....

"I taught them all about Cuba and they really took to it!...."

Watch this thing, Matt, tell me what you think

kramer - best scene ever - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

oh I love that scene. I wish I could make the sounds effects Kramer could make.

and speaking of Kramer....and Newman

Newman in court - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Newman's "charity work for the blind" is hilarious

I like Kramer's booze commercial here

Seinfeld - Hennigan's Scotch (Kramer Drunk) - YouTube

oh I love that scene. I wish I could make the sounds effects Kramer could make.

and speaking of Kramer....and Newman

Newman in court - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell. the worst place in the world, with devils, and caves, and the ragged clothing. and the heat, my God the heat! I mean what do you think of all that?
Putty: it's gonna be rough.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"By Christmas day, I will be Brother Costanza."
"And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?" "Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence." - George and Jerry, in "The Conversion"

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell. the worst place in the world, with devils, and caves, and the ragged clothing. and the heat, my God the heat! I mean what do you think of all that?
Putty: it's gonna be rough.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

If we ever need a reminder how dumb Larry King was on CNN, just watch what he said to Jerry:

Seinfeld Rips Larry King - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

George: right now there is Relationship George, but there is also Independant George. that's the George you know, the George you grew up with - movie George, coffeeshop George, baudy George, liar George.
Jerry: I love that George
George: me too, and he is dying Jerry! if Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George. a George divided against itself, cannot stand!