OT: Favorite Seinfeld bits

[ArmyMatt]

the origin of Festivus

The Story of Festivus - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Just watched it, hilarious Matt.

Watch this one. I love how George and Jerry mourn for Spock, who is fictional, but George's fiancee, who really is dead, they could care less LOL And I love when George says, "yes, yes, I agree--I hope my parents go long before I do!"

Seinfeld - Wrath of Khan - YouTube

the origin of Festivus

The Story of Festivus - YouTube

 

[Anna Scott]

Just watched it, hilarious Matt.

Watch this one. I love how George and Jerry mourn for Spock, who is fictional, but George's fiancee, who really is dead, they could care less LOL And I love when George says, "yes, yes, I agree--I hope my parents go long before I do!"

Gurney,
I had to return for a dose of humor today. This thread always exceeds my expectations.

Anna

 

[ArmyMatt]

Jerry: since when did we become John Dillenger? it's not like we stuck a stick in her spokes and she went flying.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Was that the episode where they got that lady a defective wheel chair to save money? LOL

Jerry: since when did we become John Dillenger? it's not like we stuck a stick in her spokes and she went flying.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Was that the episode where they got that lady a defective wheel chair to save money? LOL

yep, and Kramer fell in love with her. she had everything he always wanted in a woman, except for the walking of course.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"You know what? They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream." - Jerry, eating a sundae, in "The Airport"

 

[ArmyMatt]

"You know what? They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream." - Jerry, eating a sundae, in "The Airport"

I never knew someone who knew so much about nothing.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Watch this one. I love how George and Jerry mourn for Spock, who is fictional, but George's fiancee, who really is dead, they could care less LOL And I love when George says, "yes, yes, I agree--I hope my parents go long before I do!"

Seinfeld - Wrath of Khan - YouTube​

yeah, I love how he is eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery, which is the ultimate male bachelor paradise

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?" "What?" "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men." "No we're not. We're not men." "We come up with all these stupid little reasons to break up with these women." "I know, I know! That's what I do. That's what I do!" "Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like two idiots?" "We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty." "We're pathetic, you know that?" "Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic." "Why can't I be normal?" "Yes! Me too! I want to be normal. Normal!" "It would be nice to care about someone." "Yes! Yes! Care!" - Jerry and George, in "The Engagement"
Marriage - what it's all about (Seinfeld - The Engagement) - YouTube

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Matt, of all people, I think you'd get a laugh from this one...

King of Queens/Doug & Arthur - Ketchup - YouTube

 

[ArmyMatt]

Matt, of all people, I think you'd get a laugh from this one...

King of Queens/Doug & Arthur - Ketchup - YouTube​

hahaha, reminds me of when George and Jerry are figuring out how to say Demi Moore's name.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"Jerry, look how tense you are. You need to take a soak." "I'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin' there." "Come on, I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows. The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. It's like Sweden, man. Sweden!" - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"

 

[Adam Warlock]

"Jerry, look how tense you are. You need to take a soak." "I'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin' there." "Come on, I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows. The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. It's like Sweden, man. Sweden!" - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"

"Oh, it's tolerable!"

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?" "Undateable!" "Then how are all these people getting together?" "Alcohol." - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Wink"
"I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her." "I think she'd figure it out." - George and Elaine, in "The Wink"

 

[ArmyMatt]

Elaine: I'll never understand people
Jerry: they're the worst

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"I feel bad for him too, but he'll get another job. I mean, let's face it, it's not a profession where you embellish your resume and undergo a series of grueling interviews." "Oh, like you really know busboys." "Oh, like you do." "Hey, at least I was a camp waiter." "Camp." "It was a fat camp. Those kids depended on me." - Jerry and George, in "The Busboy"

 

[ArmyMatt]

Elaine: perhaps there's more to Newman that meets the eye.
Jerry: no, there's less. I've looked into his eyes, he's pure evil.

 

[Anna Scott]

239 Posts and still going. . . .

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

"My luck. I don't talk to a soul on the subway for thirty-five years. I get the best man at a lesbian wedding." - A woman on the subway, talking to Elaine, in "The Subway"