OOC: The City of Ember (NEW MEMBERS NEEDED!)

[Star_Splitter87]

*ear-ripping applause which was all in MEGA'S head *

Poor Sir Marcus, we shall miss his council and genius....and good looks

No worries Sampson x....you know when we know.... Ember shall not hear of this for a bit....

 

[Megachihuahua]

I have created some avatars for the Lumloria and Ember threads. I can also make anyone an avatar with something different.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

how sweet....you actually made one for EACH side

 

[Woman of Faith]

Cool avatars, Mega!

 

[Megachihuahua]

These aren't really that good avas. If I was doing it right, they both would have had a severed head, elf or half-elf, in the background instead of that.

WoF, do you want an av? You've been using those little sheeps forever.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

what's wrong with her little sheeps??? I think they're cute

Are you specist against sheep? Have they oppressed you? Have they harmed you? As far as I can see they've clothed you, provided warmth for you, and been cute for you to see every time WoF posted

 

[Megachihuahua]

what's wrong with her little sheeps??? I think they're cute

Are you specist against sheep? Have they oppressed you? Have they harmed you? As far as I can see they've clothed you, provided warmth for you, and been cute for you to see every time WoF posted

Stop asking stupid questions

 

[Star_Splitter87]

There are no stupid questions, merely stupid smart-alek and ultimately SPAMatic responses....



Such as this one

 

[Megachihuahua]

There are no stupid questions, merely stupid smart-alek and ultimately SPAMatic responses....

Oh? Then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they become intelligent just before and just long enough to ask a question?

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Stupid people do not ask questions, for stupid people do not think. Hence, contradictions would not be presented at all in the mind of a stupid person and as a result, no questions.

So as to your question, there are no stupid questions, merely stupid people and the big mouthed.

 

[sampson x]

Uh... nothing's happening in Ember as far as I can tell. What's going on? I haven't read about anything going on on the battlefield.

 

[Megachihuahua]

Stupid people do not ask questions, for stupid people do not think. Hence, contradictions would not be presented at all in the mind of a stupid person and as a result, no questions.

Oh, stupid people do not ask questions? That is a blanket statement, which you should have learned not to do. Anyway, the definition of stupidity is causing harm to both oneself and society. A stupid question, therefor, would harm both oneself and society. Are you saying that there has never been a question which harmed both the asker and the society at the same time?

We are waiting for Lady Knight to arrive and take over the battle, though she is limping at even getting on the skyship and going...

 

[sampson x]

Thanks mega.
And, I have to side with Mega. I used to think there was no such thing as a stupid question, but experience has taught me otherwise. I prefer another saying, there is no such thing as stupid questions, just dumb, repetitive, or otherwise irrelevant ones.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Ah...I see.

And she's waiting because I asked her too. Isn't Sir Maldirk suppose to kidnap the king soon???

And as for the battle, not much is happening because the generals are currently on holiday...sort of. General Vai has nothing to do until General Karmaria arrives. General Galavaan however has something new to do what with being summoned to the castle. And i don't think there are any more generals.

As for the Ember side, Sir Dave has been gone for a bit and hasn't had time to really give any battle post the propper time it needs. As for anyone else, I see no excuses. GET OUT THERE AND KILL SOME ELVES....or if you are an elf or Lumlorian sided, SOME EMBERIANS!!!

 

[Megachihuahua]

STAR STOP GIVING AWAY SECRET PLANS MEANT TO CONFUSE AND SHOW OUR SUPERIORITY OVER THE PLAYERS!

We are waiting for LK to respond to our attacks with the coil gun (I checked it on wikipedia, a rail gun is something different entirely. If we used a rail gun, we would have had two lines of mages and they all would have cast cling at the same time, physics blah blah blah, uber-fast rock. The navy is starting to use railguns on their boats and army on their tanks... hmmm.) and other such things. We are still using the turn system even though Marcus is dead. But hey, he was never even in Ember and was controlling the attacks?! LK, go post and Kamaria doesn't even need to be in Ember yet!

I'm so incoherant when I busy.

 

[Woman of Faith]

Like all GREAT generals, Marcus did not have to be present at the battlefront. He gave his commanders clear, concise instructions. He trusted his commanders to follow out his commands and he allowed them to blossom into even better commanders by allowing them to improvise strategy for themselves. How do you think Marcus got to be such a great commander? He was trained by the best so he was able to train the best soldiers and so on and so on. It's how great empires were born.

I feel sorry for the Emberian generals, they can't trust anyone. They are constantly looking for a way out or looking for rebellions from within. However do they put enough attention into defending the city? It's a good thing they had many plans already in place before the actual attack on the city took place. Now, however, they are under siege with no way to receive supplies. Mmmmmmmm, what ever will they do? No matter which way they turn there may be someone waiting to stab them in the back. I feel sorry for the Emberian generals.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

I'm not giving away anything, I do not know what you mean Mega...

And you're right WoF...i feel for them too...

 

[Megachihuahua]

THE KING. THERE WAS A REASON WE TALKED IN PMs.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

YOU ALREADY LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG BEFORE......

but sorry if your diabolical plan has been foiled in any way. However, we already discussed openly before about him eventually getting kidnapped...so it really isn't a secret...

 

[Paladin Dave]

Kidnap? Why kidnap him when you could KILL HIM!!!

The idiot made his daughter a general because she wanted something to do, cant wait to see who he left the throne to....(no, I am not being serious about this)