OOC: The City of Ember (NEW MEMBERS NEEDED!)

[Paladin Dave]

ok, my bad.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

LOL

You are silly Sir.

Hey Mega...Sir "I'm not addicted to the internet". What say you?

 

[Paladin Dave]

You say that as if there is something wrong with it. You know, with the whole mirror thing, I know a few people who would be dumb enough to do that...

 

[Star_Splitter87]

lol...well I certainly am not...at least I hope not. I'd take it as a personal failure if I did not dersern fog with no reflection...

I'm not saying that people that dense are bad...for ignorance is indeed bliss. However, I am not for THAT sort of bliss of easy going. I'm the "hard way" sort of girl.

 

[Paladin Dave]

I agree. What do you mean, "hard way"? And if ignorance is bliss, many people I know would be a lot happier.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

"Hard way" Being that if there was a short cut and a trail of "agonizing and quite painful death trail of which NONE have completed alive and you aren't likely to either". I'd choose the latter for fun

And yes. Just recently a dude, whom I SORT of know, randomly came up to me the last week of first Semester after during talking time in class and informed me he had three people inside his head, one of which was a demon who wanted the dude to kill someone so that the demon could become complete.

Creepy....so ya. I totally understand how people can be happy in circumstances that normal, pathic people would find evil and repulsive. Whatever floats you boat if fine by me...just float over there....

 

[Paladin Dave]

Oh, I see. I will do the hard job, but normally only if it still looks fun or if I can figure out a more efficient way to do it.

Stay away from him. I think that means he wants to kill you. Keep a stick, or a bat, or a really big guy, or something like that with you at all times. Oh man, my Mom has this thing in the kitchen, and I have NO idea what its for, but it looks like orcish brass knuckles, maybe I should send you those. But ya... hire a bodyguard or something...

 

[Star_Splitter87]

OH!!! I have always WANTED BRASS KNUCKLES!!! They're sooo cool. And there is a problem with that whole "big guy" solution. I know NONE who would protect me and stick with me! I am sure as dead....

If I fail to post...you'll know the reason. I have died, a 'demon' has been released, and a minor is going to the loony ben in Logansport. ...*sigh*...

 

[Paladin Dave]

NO!!!!

I can fedex one of my friends to you. He was in the 900 club, and he is going to the Citadel Military College. Nice guy, but could clobber anyone who makes him stop wanting to be nice, if you know what I mean. Also, these things are way cooler than B.K.'s. They have a handle, and the part that goes over your fingers has spike, and at the top of the piece of metal in fron is this thing that looks like the extension on the back of a hammer, or on a crobar, but its a lot sharper. Ya, you could REALLY screw someone up with it. And I am only a little freaked out that you think B.K.'s are cool.

Say, is this fella who presumably wants to kill you that big a guy? Think he could have a real demon, and get possessed by it, thus recieving demonic strength with which he could throw you across the room with?

 

[Star_Splitter87]

LOL!!! FedX your friend LOL....you're silly.

And yes...he is rather...large fellow. Though I am sort of known for my 'tomboy strength.' At age of six I was able to lift a 26" moniter (for computers). I was small and skinny when I was six, and I am not that large now. Though truth be told I am more blubberous now I'm older....*sigh*

But anyways, I've always had strength like my grandfather, who was known for carring an iron stove up three flights of stairs, BY HIMSELF. He was notiably feared, though for NO other reason. Too bad he died before I met him. I think we would have had fun!!!

So if he does try to kill me, I'll just watch out. At least I have fast reflexes and quick legs. I can move through a crowd easier than through an empty hall and I have the imagionation enough to do back flips while running in the opposite direction

And if all else fails, the class we were in was only for one semester and he is a Junior...so I shouldn't see him anymore. He's a tad slow...if get my meaning.

And YES B.K.'s are cool!!! My hands are sort of weak, so in order to kick some booty I'd need them

Sorry...I've ramble on a bit....

 

[Paladin Dave]

You dont need strong hands to gouge his filthy little eyes out. I have never been skinny. Ever. Is it nice? This is the first time in my life where I have had real noticable muscle, and not just fat. Ahem, sorry. Uh, ya. If he tries to kill you, just aim for that one spot that every woman should know to kick FIRST if they get attacked.

 

[Star_Splitter87]

LOL!!! Yes...where it um...*cough* counts????

And large guys aren't bad. They're usually real sweet...though truth be told all the large guys I know are perverts who have carpel tunnel from reading Husler so much *GROSS!!!!*

 

[Paladin Dave]

I see....

 

[Star_Splitter87]

gotta get off man....i may be on later

Later dude...

 

[Woman of Faith]

Then, we would need two great minds...

Don't put yourself down.

If you're talking about taking over Marcus, that's OK with me.

Oh, no. I'm not giving up Marcus. If anyone's going to play him it will be me, but he's not going to be romantically involved with Asha. They're relationship will evolve into a good friends or brother/sister kind of thing. Close, but not THAT close.

 

[Lady Knight]

LOL we're getting there....

And Lady Knight. You were the inn keeper yes? Soon the people from the Consi will need the inn. I suggest fixing up the inn back together after the fire (yes....there WAS a fire). You can have been busy putting it out.

Just start posting orders to the barmaids and waiters. That's what I suggest. Get the place spick and span for the Consi and her anterage.

ok I'll star the clean up as soon as i can. thanks

 

[Star_Splitter87]

Sure thing to both Lady Knight and WoF...

Anyways....this war. Does everyone understand how it will work? I think I may create a WHOLE other thread for the elven side, as this war and the two threads will (hopefully) keep going and the Consi thread will be flooded when we need it again....

I am not certain as of yet. I worry about it and come back with an answer.

 

[Paladin Dave]

Yeah yeah yeah, just tell me when I need to kill stuff

 

[Star_Splitter87]

LOL!!! Dave...you never cease to make me laugh!!!

 

[Lady Knight]

and i'll be here when you need the Soaring Hawk tavern again.