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[Sunset_Sam]

Bev: *Whispers back in the voice of Sunset Sam* Yeah, who knows.

Dawn: 'sfunny! Bev, you sounded just like Sunset Sam. *turns toward Bev who appearance melts and reforms as Sam.*

Sam: A nice place you want? How about a camp? Nice relaxation, campfires, marshmallows, sleeping under the stars.

*The scene shimmers around them to reveal a large campsite with a beautiful lake. A lake that's almost like Crystal!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Sam: Oh look! Here comes your Camp Counsellor right now.

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/lifestyle/galleries/halloween_scary_movies/images/medium/vorhees.jpg

Say hello to Mr. Vorhees!




MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! BEV!!!! *scrambles back away from campfire* *hides behind tree* Bev....OH MY GOSH!!!!! Not him....he'll kill us....*heart pounds* what are we going to do?

 

[Bevlina]

*Yark!!* *eyes bulge out* You may have given me your voice sunset! But! You're not sending that councellor to us! *peeks out from behind the tree* AAAAAaaaaarrrhhhgggg!!!!*hair shoots un on end* Did you cop a load of that bloke Dawn!! What is it? *peeks again* *whisper*...struth Dawn....stay as quiet as a mouse and stay off the sea kelp...he may just vanish?.......NO!!! He's not!
Dawn! There's a boat! Let's grab it and start paddling with our hands and feet if we have to!! *jumps in boat* Oh Dawn!!! Here we go again!!! *splash!* *splash* *splash*....hey....it's got an outboard motor! Let's start the thing and GOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm*

 

[dsdumpling]

Wahoo!!! Good going Bev. I'm glad this is a motor boat, we don't do to well paddling with our hands and feet. The wind in my face feels good. *hands Bev a Mars bar* *chomp* Bev, do you think *chew, chomp* we'll ever be free from *chew, chew* Sunset?

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Wahoo!!! Good going Bev. I'm glad this is a motor boat, we don't do to well paddling with our hands and feet. The wind in my face feels good. *hands Bev a Mars bar* *chomp* Bev, do you think *chew, chomp* we'll ever be free from *chew, chew* Sunset?

Sam: Anyone up for some relaxing fishing?
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Movies/FJ/Jaws%20-%20Movie%20Theme.wav


MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bevlina]

*WAAARK!!* *hears sunset's music from Jaws* Hair stands on end*

*eyes look like pot lids*

Dawn!!! We have to move like the speed of light!!!! *splash* *splash*
He's after us again!!!! NO! HE'S SET A SHARK ONTO US!! NO!!!! HE'S SET THE RECORD ONTO US!!!! NOOOOO!!!! Oh struth...we're moving so fast I can't think!!! HANG ON!!!
*swallows a full Mars Bar*......*gulp!!!*

 

[dsdumpling]

AAAaaaahhhhh JAWS!!! Bev, that shark will overturn our boat. OH NOOOOOOO HERE IT COMES.....HOLD ON!!!!!!! *shark bumps the boat but it doesn't turn over* Bev, get this boat to shore as fast as we can. HERE HE COMES AGAIN!!!!! AAAAAAaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Relax Girls, the lifeguard is on duty. Head for shore and he will help you.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0730/photo/i_myers1_i.jpg

 

[Bevlina]

Head for the shore!!!! No Way! DAWN!! JUMP THE BOAT AND RUN ON THE WATER!!!!

*flip* ...*flip*....*Splash*....*flop* *flop*

And...Dawn and Bev run across the waves with sunset's music to Jaws playing in their ears..........
YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!..........*oops!!*......Dawn?...We've hit land again! How fast were we travelling? Which country are we in?......*puff*...*pant*
I think we've outrun that flamin' so called life saver!!

 

[dsdumpling]

Hey, that was *puff* pretty cool running *pant* on water! Isn't this Oz? *hugs Bev* We've come to your country! *hands Bev a Mars bar* *chomp* Isn't it? *chew* I mean *chomp* it looks like *chew* Oz?!? Don't look at that *hic* Mike Myers *hic* guy Bev *hic*, he's bad!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

Isn't this Oz? *hugs Bev* We've come to your country!

http://www.mbellart.com/Gangsters1/pic/oz.jpg

Yes, Welcome to Oswald Penitentary, known as OZ!



MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bevlina]

Ohhhhhh no sunset!!! Oh no you don't!!! I can smell the gumtrees! The sun! The sand! The surf! The outback! The rocks! The caves! The mountains! The kangaroos! The koala's! And all the rest....!!
Oh no you don't!!! You're on another planet!!!
hehehe...
*lays down on the sand* *puts sunnies on* Ahhhhh Dawnie......THIS ... is the life......NOW.... we can be really cewl again....no more running on water....
*sits up* Dawn? I think we are in New Guinea! Those natives are not aborigines!

 

[dsdumpling]

New Guinea? That's better than being in Oswald Penitentary isn't it. *whispers* Ok, so where are we?

 

[Bevlina]

I'm blowed if I know Dawn! But....that looks like headhunter territory over there in that jungle....
Uhm....?? Doesn't smell like Australia now either....
OK Sunset! Where have you chased us!!!
Come on out of hiding and tell us!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

Bev, I'm scared of prisons, he's not that mean is he? *chews pinky nail* I mean, look at the guy over there with the tattoos, he looks like he hasn't seen women in years. *sits on ground and chews big toenail* Sunset? Please take us out of prison. Please, please, please...

 

[Sunset_Sam]

MUWAHAHAHA!!!

Your fortitude is strong but you do not play fair! We still have Round 3 to complete. Are you willing to go one final round? Or do we play another bout of the "You're dead, No I'm not" routine?

CHOOSE!!!

 

[IloveJesus2000]

Foolishness.

 

[Bevlina]

I DUNNO DAWN!! BUT LET'S RUN!!! *stops Dawn from running* Hey Dawn? Look!!!!
There's a plane!!! er....Dawn.....have you ever piloted an aeroplane?
*walks around the 1918 relic* .... *kick what's left of a tyre*.......*feels the propellor*

Uhm.....Dawn....we haven't got much time...or choice!!.....You get in, I'll turn the propellor and if the engine starts just pray!!!! I'll jump in beside you!....

HERE GOES!!!!! *gives propellor a hard push" *putt..putt..putt...putt...putt...BANG!!!*
DAWN!!! IT'S GOING!!! *jumps into the plane beside Dawn * JUST PULL THAT LEVER OR PRESS THAT BUTTON DAWN!.....WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

STRUTH!!!! THE THING IS GOING!!! DAWN!!! PULL THAT LEVER FOR THE PLANE TO GO.....UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

And the plane bounces along the sandy beach while Bev and Dawn let one one.....long...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dsdumpling]

I haven't flown a plane in ages....comes back to you though, just like riding a bike.
The scenery is beautiful isn't it. Bev, do you think we can get away from Sunset? He's talking about round 3 now. *sput, sput* Bev, *taps gas gauge* I think we may be running *sput, sput* out of gas. Girl if you can pray, now is a good time!!! WE ARE GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!