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[Sunset_Sam]

Maybe instead of climbing the mountains, we could go around, or at least see what is around here. *chomp, chew, chomp*

*Suddenly the group find themselves on a trail which has appeared on the mountainside. A lively tune is suddenly heard, "She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes"*

Sam: Ah, the missus has returned!

Song: "She'll be driving six white horses when she comes..."

*Suddenly a stagecoach pulled by six white stallions comes charging around the corner straight for the group.*


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 

[Bevlina]

HEAD UP THE CLIFF AGAIN EVERYONE!! *scramble* ....*clatter*.....*puff*....*scrape*
*pant*

 

[dsdumpling]

Where *puff* did they *puff* come from? *wheeze*, oh no *wheeze* not again. This altitude *wheeze* really does something *wheeze* to my lungs. *scrape, pull, tug*

 

[Bevlina]

Sorry if I stand on your head to get up Dawn *puff*...*pant*....that Sunset....*puff
*OOOPS!!* sorry....hehe...loose stones...*splatter-splatter* Sorry Dawn!...*puff*
I have never moved up a cliff so fast in my *puff* life*!!! Did you see...*puff* the size of those six white horses? *pant*

UHOH!!! *stops and stares into space*....know what? Sunset will turn up with the flamin' "oxygen" again! We'll all be on helium again!!!

EVERYBODY!!!! BACK DOWN THE CLIFF!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*As the group heads back down the mountain. The stagecoach comes to a screeching halt. The door opens and an individual emerges.

Sam: HI Honey!! Welcome to the Colisseum!! These fine people wanted to get me a girl to keep me occupied. What say you?

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ASSIMILATE THE MASSES!!!



MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Bevlina]

STRUTH!!!!

BACK UP THE CLIFF!!!!! SHE'S GHASTLY!!! YAAAHH!!!!

*puff*.....[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]!!....*pant*......[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]!!!!.....*puff* .....STRUTH!!

Dawn! mrgoomb!! MOVE IT!!! [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]! *puff* DON'T WORRY!! DON'T PANIC!! STRUTH!!! [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]!! *puff* ... *pant*............*wipes sweat away* *stones clatter in all directions*

 

[dsdumpling]

*screams in terror over Sam's ugly girlfriend* *climbs as fast as she can back up mountain* Bev *puff* did you see *wheeze* that ugly girl *puff, wheeze* Sorry mrgoomb *puff* if I'm getting *wheeze* stones on you* wheeze. *brings out inhaler and takes a drag* That's *puff* a little better. Anyone want a hit? *puff* *stops on a ledge and looks down* Bev, the horses are gone and so *puff* is the stagecoach. Wonder *puff* where Sunset and Ms. Ugly went?

 

[Bevlina]

Oh struth! Oh struth!.....OH STRUTH!!!!.....gimme a puff of *puff* that stuff Dawn...thanks.....DID YOU SEE IT!!!....oh struth.....*pant* .....[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]....*puff*
I mean....WHAT WAS IT!!!......*puff*....*pant* I mean....*puff*....THAT was no Furbie or Care Bear.....*pant* I reckon we'll reach the top of this cliff *puff* in no time now! Dawn...you DID see IT didn't you??? [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]!! He can't be married to it!

 

[dsdumpling]

*puff*...*puff*...we're almost at the *puff*...top Bev. Almost there *puff*...don't slip...*puff* Come on mrgoomb...*puff*...did you get a look at that thing *puff*...Sunset called Honey...*puff*....whew, I can't block that *puff*....outta my mind.

 

[Bevlina]

*puff*....*puff*..... oh struth....* clambering as fast as a human can go* ......*puff*
*pebbles splatter everywhere*......oh struth......WHAT'S THAT!!!....oh...a tuft of grass...thought is was someone's hair....*grabs a rock and hauls up*
Hey Dawn!!! LOOK!!!....we have reached the top!!! Take a look at that view!! And...the air is good! *whisper*....take a look at that....land...sea...clouds...the sunshine...
We'd *puff* better sit down to try to forget the horror of seeing Sunset's Honey....
*flops on the grass exhausted*
Got any sea kelp Dawn? Hey!!! Don't forget to keep those diamonds hidden either!
Sunset's Honey looks as if she'd eat them.....*phew*.....stretches out on the grass*
Where's mrgoomb?

 

[dsdumpling]

*stretches* *looks around* It is beautiful up here. Hey, where is mrgoomb? Maybe he needed to make a pit stop. *lays down on grass* Look at those pretty clouds Bev. Look at that one, it looks like a stagecoach.....STAGECOACH!!!!

 

[Sunset_Sam]

*Flying in from the sky, The stage coach led now by six fiery horses, comes careening toward the mountaintop. Riding atop the stagecoach are Sam and his wife, The Borg Queen.*


RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!

ALL WILL BE ASSIMILATED!!!




MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


SHUT UP! THIS IS MY STINT!

sorry.

 

[Ceris]

*Out comes Ceris in full wizard garb (see below), and shouts*
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

 

[Bevlina]

STRUTH!!!!! EVERYBODY DOWN THE CLIFF!!!

The masses might be assimilating......*clamber*...*clamber*....*slide*...*slip*....but I don't want to be annihilating...*slide* ....*ouch*....er...annihalated.....*OWWWW!!*
GET THEM CERIS!!!.....*ouch*.....*slide*....COME ON DAWN!!!....struth!!!....fair dinkum...a person could get....*slip*....*OWW!!* * STRUTH!!!*....*yikes*....
Flamin' oath Dawn! .... we'll have a track worn up and down this cliff!
WAIT!! Dawn?.....I have a plan.......*pssssst*....................................

 

[Ceris]

Hey, I have to know the plan too!

 

[Bevlina]

OK! Ceris...Dawn......pssssst...if we assimilate our Barbie Dolls....they might be able to charm Sam and his wife wife off their feet!!

EVERYBODY!!!! BACK UP THE CLIFF!!!

 

[Bevlina]

But remember......they have to charm......*gulp*........this?...Sam's Honey???
[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]!!! Struth!! I wonder where he dug her up?

 

[Bevlina]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! She might eat our Barbie Dolls!!! Ceris!!! Sool them!!

Everybody down the cliff!!!!!

 

[Ceris]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! She might eat our Barbie Dolls!!! Ceris!!! Sool them!!

Everybody down the cliff!!!!!

I take it you mean stall them. Very well, I shall now call upon the power that STAR WARS!!! All Trekkieness trembles at the sheer power and strength that is the real science fiction sega! If you don't believe me, just check out this Death Star vs. Enterprise match.

 

[Bevlina]

That's it!!! We'll get them on board the Enterprise to beam them all up!!!!!

*grabs a microphone*....struth..it's bit windy up here......

CALLING THE ENTERPRISE!! Hey mate! We've got sunset sam and his Honey here and they're picking on us...d'ya reckon you could do us a favour and beam them up Scotty?

hehehe....that should do the trick...flamin' oath! Where is sunset anyway? We'll hide behind this tree and see what happens...