Ok I HATE being single!!

[mjmcmillan]

Anyhow Ive been diagnosed with a bonding disorder! Have seen any cures for my bonding disorder?

Question: Who diagnosed you? I admit to not being familiar with it at all, and I question whether this was a legit diagnosis or if it's one of those "Pop Psych" things that float around and that we dig out of those "Self Help" books and try to apply to ourselves.

Special note: I've had to deal with bonding disorders of another sort, and it can be critical when it happens. But, you don't have to worry about it unless you're trying to fasten an engine mount to a fiberglass hull using epoxy glues. Seems fiberglass and epoxy don't bond as well as one would hope.

 

[GQ Chris]

blind post:

Dude, take a chill pill, have a beer.

 

[hope_is_last_to_die]

blind post:

Dude, take a chill pill, have a beer.

hey but im tt and dont like it chilli

 

[hope_is_last_to_die]

Question: Who diagnosed you? I admit to not being familiar with it at all, and I question whether this was a legit diagnosis or if it's one of those "Pop Psych" things that float around and that we dig out of those "Self Help" books and try to apply to ourselves.

Special note: I've had to deal with bonding disorders of another sort, and it can be critical when it happens. But, you don't have to worry about it unless you're trying to fasten an engine mount to a fiberglass hull using epoxy glues. Seems fiberglass and epoxy don't bond as well as one would hope.

LOL!! gotta get me some super glue yeah i dont bond well, am i a reek freek

 

[jason taylor]

now who's gonna marry me, plzzzzzeeeeee

OK, I hate being single too. However I don't know you very well.

Are you a beautiful, intelligent, hardworking woman, who can fix great coffee, discuss esoteric scholarly subjects, climb mountains, fence, shoot a gun, play piano, and command a starship, all the while being madly in love with me?

 

[dayhiker]

Interesting list of abilities. Not sure many would have it!

 

[Camalinda]

Are you a beautiful, intelligent, hardworking woman, who can fix great coffee, discuss esoteric scholarly subjects, climb mountains, fence, shoot a gun, play piano, and command a starship, all the while being madly in love with me?

I have a feeling Hope stopped reading at the word "woman"....

 

[mjmcmillan]

There are things I don't want to know too much about.... "Odd Couple" pairings being one of them.

 

[Exsullent]

...speaking of "hope." I was moved to find 2 things, recently, which - together - describe to a "T" the fluctuating level, but chronic condition of HOPE:

1. a refrigerator magnet with Winston Churchill's famous quote: "Never give up. Never, never-ever give up." (paraphrased, but you get the picture)

2. Zechariah 9: 12 - "...Return to you fortress (some versions read "King"), you prisoners of HOPE..."

Indeed, it is like being a prisoner, this wait for the fulfillment of our hopes, isn't it?

 

[hope_is_last_to_die]

thanks for the laughs guys

 

[onedge]

"Do not awaken love until it pleases"
Otherwise it will drive you insane and make an evil little creature out of you. Best advice: put it back to sleep.

The "it" in that verse refers to God. How do I know that? Later it was said, "love is strong as death, its flame is the very flame of God." Don't mess it with it before its time or it will burn the shiatsu out of you!

 

[JohnBaptist]

Psalms 37:4

 

[hope_is_last_to_die]

"Do not awaken love until it pleases"
Otherwise it will drive you insane and make an evil little creature out of you. Best advice: put it back to sleep.

The "it" in that verse refers to God. How do I know that? Later it was said, "love is strong as death, its flame is the very flame of God." Don't mess it with it before its time or it will burn the shiatsu out of you!

rip van winkle???

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

rip van winkle???

Song of Solomon 2:7 Geez

 

[dayhiker]

How would the hottest book in the Bible be quoted and one not know it ... LOL ,,, I know its not a godly book ... tooo much talk about making out.

 

[Goodman916]

LOL, I must admit I drink my juice straight from the carton too, when no one is looking!

 

[Lone Wolfe]

Hear! Hear! I have asked women to dance with me.Some have said,"No!" I have asked some women out on a date.Many have said,"NO!" At 57,I have asked two women in my life to marry me. BOTH said,"Yes!". NOW,I wish they both had said,"NO!" You,see, it is better for me to be single than to live with a woman who feels that her main calling in life is to emotionally torment me. My secound wife is a multi-millionare.Yet,she did not want to share her money. I told her,"Well, you can have your money! You just will not have me!" Also, the best thing about being single is that you can drink
orange juice straight out of the bottle.

You know, that's my favorite thing too about being able to drink orange juice straight from the bottle! No more having to wash juice glasses!!! LOL

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

I like being able to cook if I feel like it, and to not cook if I don't feel like it and the same with laundry, house cleaning. I have 2 teenagers and they don't even notice their own messes, let alone if the house is "clean" LOL

 

[dayhiker]

One of the things I like about being single is no one telling me I can't look at a pretty woman.

 

[memoriesbymichelle]

One of the things I like about being single is no one telling me I can't look at a pretty woman.

Dayhiker.....you CANNOT look at pretty women!