Off Topic Rants

[Goodbook]

it was a rant, it's meant to be funny and wrong and make no sense.

between coke and pepsi. I pick water. And if they don't have water from a tap that's free I'm going outside and wait for rain.

 

[James of Arc]

This guy is going to have to walk along way before he is going t be able to relieve himself.

 

[James of Arc]

WHY IS DR.PEPPER SO GOOD! I LOVE DR.PEPPER!

I LOVE IT SO MUCH I AM NOW GOING TO SING THE DR.PEPPER SONG!!!

 

[James of Arc]

OK, NOW I AM A LIER!! I DO LOVE AND DRINK DR.PEPPER BUT HERE LATELY I HAVE BEEN DRINKING DR. THUNDER WHICH IS A WAL-MART BRAND AND I AM GOING TO ADMIT IT IS BETTER THAN DR.PEPPER BY A HAIR!!! IT IS SO SWEET THAT I AM HOOKED ON IT!!!!.

 

[Hawthorne]

umm no. the 'witnesses' are kin to the 'watchers' of heaven but is this merely a reality going on inside of someone? <truncated>

That position is tenuous at best if you are referring to Hebrews 12:1.

The word watcher appears only in Daniel according to the Roman canon. While there are clues and speculations of the heavenly watchers found in the corpus of pseudepigrapha, these should be taken as what they are: speculations.

The word for witnesses used in Hebrews 12:1 is furthermore not the same word the Septuagint renders English watcher; rather, it is the same word also rendered martyr which the writer already discussed at some length in the entire previous chapter. Considering chapter and verse divisions weren't in the original manuscripts, context dictates the witnesses Hebrews 12:1 is talking about are none other than those slain for the faith in Hebrews 11:32-39.

 

[William67]

sounds like an abomination to me. God doesn't like mixtures. You either have pure coke, or pure pepsi. No half breed drinks please.

Someone had to do it!

 

[William67]

I don't think I'll be drinking pickle juice any time soon but I do love pickles. I am not sure about that....I don't know that I WANT to try it.




Some people actually like Pepsi since Coke is so sweet. I myself prefer Dr. Pepper.

As I said, don't knock it, til you try it.

 

[James of Arc]

Remember how on Lavern and Shirley the TV show that came on after Happy Days how they use to drink milk and Pepsi.

For years I though that it would taste terrible but I tried it one day and it taste like a Pepsi and ice cream float. Its still kind of grouse knowing its milk and not ice cream but still kind of tasty.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

As I said, don't knock it, til you try it.

 

[Goodbook]

No, because happy days is ancient.

 

[Noxot]

some people tell me that i'm not allowed to eat the food set before me and I must eat the manna from days yonder past. I don't mind eating worms if I have to as I know they won't die and the evil man will be consumed with them but at some point those worms are gonna grow into the tree of life. so that is why i don't go and join a monastery... because they are full of sour patch kids and girls just wanna have fun. you shall respect my authorti

 

[Goodbook]

everyone hates their parents...it's in the Bible. If you follow Jesus, and they don't, well, you have no choice.

So its ok. You are not alone.

 

[Noxot]

and you know who the biggest jerk of all is? my cat. I think it's because we gave him the name "mary jane". can't help that me and my aunt used to smoke weed and were not experts in telling male cats from girls. you think I'm about that? you got me all wrong. ~crys~ no one understands me. ummmm hello if my cat WAS NOT a jerk then he would not have attacked my grandma on at least two occasions. and he is always trying to kill birds. and the little bugger does not even eat them. i told him next time he kills a bird i'm gonna cook it and we are gonna eat it. you can't be wasting food like that.

 

[Goodbook]

lol. that was a good rant..

Even funnier are the ones were you tell the tv off.

The tv can't hear you, but, its hilarious.

 

[Noxot]

lol. that was a good rant..

Even funnier are the ones were you tell the tv off.

The tv can't hear you, but, its hilarious.

it would be even funnier if it was a mexican lady telling the tv off in spanish

 

[James of Arc]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAN THIS THREAD!!!! I HAVE POSTED 4 OR 5 RANTS AND I STILL DONT GET IT!!!! I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS SUPPOSE TO ORDER ME A PIZZA WITH THEIR CREDIT CARD!!!! WHERE IS MY PIZZA!!!!

AM I SUPOSE TO RANT OR AM I SUPPOSE TO JUST GET ALONG WITH OTHERS!!!! I REALLY DO NOT CARE NOW!!!! I AM JACKED UP ON NYQUIL AND STUFF IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!!!!

I PAINTED MY CAR WHITE AND BLUE TO SHOW I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS BUT EVERYBODY THINKS I AM A COLTS FAN!!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AGAINST THE GREATEST TEAM EVER!!!! GET RID OF ROMO AND LETS GET TEEBO IN THERE!!!!

 

[Julie.S]

WHY DO THEY PUT POTATO CHIPS IN A BAG AND NOT A BOX? IF THEY CAME IN A BOX I COULD PUT THEM AWAY NEATLY ON A SHELF INSTEAD OF HAVING TO ROLL UP THE TOP AND LAY THEM ON A TABLE!!!!!!!

THERE IS A SQUIRREL THAT KEEPS POOPING IN MY YARD!!!! I WANT THAT SQUIRREL TO DIE!!!!

WHY IS THERE PIZZA DELIVERY AND CHINESE DELIVERY BUT NO TACO BELL OR MC DONALD"S DELIVERY!!!! DOES THIS MEAN THAT MEXICAN'S AND AMERICANS ARE NOT AS HARD WORKING AS ITALIAN'S AND CHINESE!!!!

WHY IS THERE A WATER FAUCET IN MY KITCHEN AND BATHROOM BUT NOT ONE IN MY BEDROOM WHERE I REALLY NEED ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!!

Let me add to this

Why do people always ask for help when you are busy lifting something heavy?

They say eat healthy and make the salad bags hard to open without something sharp.

 

[James of Arc]

No, because happy days is ancient.

It was a classic and timeless. Did you guys get it where you are?

The original opening was way better then the later version.

 

[James of Arc]

NOW EVERTIME I POST TO A THREAD EVERYBODY IS GOING TO THINK I AM YELLING AND RANTING, I HATE THIS THREAD, WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! (runs to bedroom and slams door).

 

[Noxot]

~ears bleeding by caps locks~ woah that intro is way better than the other.

I wish people would stop slamming their doors. we got jerkwad cats trying to sleep over here.

you know what i really hate are my neighbors dogs that bark over everything and anything. and the ones that bark with a super high pitch. opening the gate is always exciting, almost getting bitten by a dog that hates me. sometimes I think I should buy his love and give him some foods.

and don't get me started on criminals. they are always like "give me your money or I will shot you". I blame criminals for the existence of government. ~shakes clinched fist in anger~ hooligans.