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Okay, I wanted to create an internet paradox.... so. the purpose of this thread.

By going off on a random rant is to stay on topic, but by doing so you.... thats right... have just derailed the thread.

ANARCHY!!!!

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I am Toro hear me MOOOOO!

(Yes, I just wanted to make a thread. :p )
 

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THEY ARE OUT TO GET ME AND I DID IT!!!!!

WHY CANT PEPSI PUT A PEPSI MACHINE ON MY FRONT PORCH FOR ME AND ALL MY NEIGHBORS!!!!

WHEN IN THE HECK ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE A MODERN VERSION OF GOMER PYLE USMC!!!!

AUNT BEE IS A CARD CARRYING COMMUNIST AND OPIE IS BARNEY FIFE'S LOVE CHILD!!!!!

ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND WHY DID THEY PACK SO MUCH STUFF FOR A 3 HOUR TOUR!!!!
 
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That reminds me of the conspiracy forum, which is no fun to post in because you supposed to have you-tube videos as evidence. But I don't have time to make all these you-tube videos, you can google it yourself -'satan trying to take over the world, but failing miserably'.
 
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That reminds me of the conspiracy forum, which is no fun to post in because you supposed to have you-tube videos as evidence. But I don't have time to make all these you-tube videos, you can google it yourself -'satan trying to take over the world, but failing miserably'.

I do not care for the "Conspiracy Forum" on here. It makes it look like Christians are not mentally sound. To me it puts us in a pot that we are not meant to be in.
 
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My rant is why do they always make trouser legs and shirt sleeves so long?

I'm considered a tall guy, and they're always too long.

Can you imagine all the thousands of garments they make, it they sorted the lengths properly then they would be able to use fabric a lot more efficiently.

Not to mention, how long has mankind been making clothes for now? And still no one can get it right?

Seriously.
 
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nah i give up

umm no. the 'witnesses' are kin to the 'watchers' of heaven but is this merely a reality going on inside of someone? nay i say nay. at least not in the superficial sense of understanding what "inside" a person even means. you see in heaven we probe deeper and deeper. the outer layers reveal a mass of angels, countless. then the 24 elders then the 4 living beast then the lamb slain from before the foundation of the world. ahhh but such is hard to understand. so that is what reality is.

look man it is not about a mere brain memory manner of things though that is part of it. if this what we exist as is all we have then you would have to be insane to desire to exist forever as a fallen creature. how boring this world is, the higher parts of life are supposed to give birth to the things of this life that we might play in.

what gives life to a thing? the difference in between going to church to worship because you love God and because you are commanded to "not forsake the gathering together" is huge. one obeys out of love and the other obeys, possibly out of authoritarianism. now now i'm not saying that is all there is to such an abstract thought about what could occur in reality. each happening is it's own thing. I merely speak about specific possible things that could be occurring with a person. it could be that such a person has faith in God and so he obeys the "do not forsake the gathering together", he might have fear, but he is doing it because he thinks it is right. the angels are pleased with that, surly they are pleased.

but you have to understand that salvation is not of gain, that is why the merchants weep over the destruction of babylon. rewards in heaven are not like they are in the earth for our brothers are our crown and joy, and who do we cast our crowns to but Jesus and we know all things are delivered to the Father.

how sad, how sad that you would say "the Father" rather than "my Father"
 
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umm no. the 'witnesses' are kin to the 'watchers' of heaven but is this merely a reality going on inside of someone? nay i say nay. at least not in the superficial sense of understanding what "inside" a person even means. you see in heaven we probe deeper and deeper. the outer layers reveal a mass of angels, countless. then the 24 elders then the 4 living beast then the lamb slain from before the foundation of the world. ahhh but such is hard to understand. so that is what reality is.

look man it is not about a mere brain memory manner of things though that is part of it. if this what we exist as is all we have then you would have to be insane to desire to exist forever as a fallen creature. how boring this world is, the higher parts of life are supposed to give birth to the things of this life that we might play in.

what gives life to a thing? the difference in between going to church to worship because you love God and because you are commanded to "not forsake the gathering together" is huge. one obeys out of love and the other obeys, possibly out of authoritarianism. now now i'm not saying that is all there is to such an abstract thought about what could occur in reality. each happening is it's own thing. I merely speak about specific possible things that could be occurring with a person. it could be that such a person has faith in God and so he obeys the "do not forsake the gathering together", he might have fear, but he is doing it because he thinks it is right. the angels are pleased with that, surly they are pleased.

but you have to understand that salvation is not of gain, that is why the merchants weep over the destruction of babylon. rewards in heaven are not like they are in the earth for our brothers are our crown and joy, and who do we cast our crowns to but Jesus and we know all things are delivered to the Father.

how sad, how sad that you would say "the Father" rather than "my Father"

look bro this is a rant thread, not a rant thread. stay on/off topic
 
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only highly evolved ranters can talk to themselves in a rant. in order to attain to a higher level of ranting one must bypass all unneeded secondary things that typically involve 'ranting'. those more proficient at ranting just do it all the time for no reason. one could learn much from the homeless ranters that you might find in tent cities, that is ofc if your city does not outlaw homelessness. but you know the system is made by people with mush for brains when they outlaw growing a garden in your backyard. true story bro.
 
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