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Noah’s “special” problem

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Herman Hedning said:
...Say dad, are you going to publish your amazing theories any time soon? Maybe you could call the book "The Bible According to Dad". I bet it would be a best seller - at least I know I'd buy it.

you can download a PDF of dad's penultimate treatise The Split-Merge, A Journey of Discovery at the website below.

http://www.geocities.com/lovecreates/
 
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urbanxy said:
you can download a PDF of dad's penultimate treatise The Split-Merge, A Journey of Discovery at the website below.

http://www.geocities.com/lovecreates/

Wow. Any doubts I had on Dad being a parody are now firmly dispelled. Its either Parody or a severe mental disorder. And frankly it was too amusing to be mental.
 
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michabo said:
I quite like the idea of patching a steel ship with pitch to prevent the steel from leaking. Those wacky ancients, huh?
Makes you wonder how much of the ship was wood, how much metal. I think there is little doubt much of it was wood.
 
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Close…And according to dad Noah set up a smelting facility right on the beach to do so. Maybe that is where he picked up a couple of those parasites.
 
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I may be mistaken, but is dad suggesting that Noah built a metal boat the size of a destroyer, and then camouflaged it with wood?
I was asking how much metal was actually used. Was it just the support beams, or hull type idea, finished with wood?
 
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dad said:
You don't know what you are talking about. We do not know what it was. No one does, unless God told them or something. The record of that thing, or process from before the flood is gone.
Well aside from the bible passage which indicates that yes in fact the ark was made of wood it was also sealed with pitch…a wood thing, not a metal thing.


There are a few things that lead to the conclusion that the casting process is as good an idea as any.
Umm….no…there aren’t

It is related to gophers in a way none of the trees are. It also involved wood, and a biblically recorded and documented working with metal.
So there would be no need to call metal something other than what it was

Because trees magically re-grew to full size after the flood.

If there was a big iron deposit nearby, they would have been able to slap an ark together quickly, and cheaply, relatively speaking.
Yep…sure …four men would be able to mine several tons of iron ore…smelt it and cast it into sheets to make a boat in their spare time they would have been able to produce a few rivet guns to hold their steel boat together.

So don't tell us what it was a wasn't, you have no idea. We do have the bible, and I work with that known quantity.
Except when it gets in the way of your fantasy world…like when you decide to pretend that wood was really metal.


That is not bible, or science, stack it up with granny, and the speck, and PO past, not with the big boys of science and bible!
Hit a nerve did I?

Doesn’t’ change the fact that saying space aliens provided Noah with a shrinking ray to solve the animal storage problems is just as logical and internally consistent as your fantasy about a metal ark.



That must be your fantasy, I never heard of it. I said metal, not bronze.

You are the one who referenced bronze casting

And they had words for these metals and castings and metal working too…so there would be no need to call metal “gopher wood” at all

So you doubt the ability of the artificers of the time, which, added with the directions of God you think could not have made a strong metal?
Even in recorded early history we see strong metal, like this one with plastic qualities.
Try actually reading the posts you are disagreeing with sometime…

The issues with metal boats were described in detail

"Studies on Wootz indicate that it was an ultra-high carbon steel with between 1-2% carbon and was believed to have been used to fashion Damascus blades with a watered steel pattern (Srinivasan and Griffiths 1997).
Eight hundred years ago


From the site you provided: “Iron occurs in the native metal state as meteoric iron which was exploited by the North American Indians to make weapons. Since iron has a high melting point of around 1550oC it was commonly produced in the Old World by reducing the ore to metal in the solid state to produce bloomery iron which was then wrought to give low carbon wrought iron (0.1-0.2 % C). The Hittite kingdom of the mid second millennium BC was one of the major early iron producing centers and was thought to have a monopoly of iron production,..”

Steel comes in about three thousand years later.


Which would be interesting if Damascus steel was around before the middle ages.

Well if your fairly tail is questioned…just add more fibs to it

Lets see…you are the one making it all up and ignoring science …but yet you try to accuse me of not using science…yeah….that works
 
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outlaw said:
Close…And according to dad Noah set up a smelting facility right on the beach to do so. Maybe that is where he picked up a couple of those parasites.
No need for a beach. Soon the world would be underwater, dry land was fine. Right near the smelting operation.
As for parasites, why would man and beast be parasite free then? If there were less, then we simply hyper adapt some bugs into their new position as parasites!
 
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TheBear said:
Nice dodge.

Let's not cloud the issue by continuing to make this personal.

You claimed the "likelyhood" that Malaria organisms had a "different job to do". Explain that in detail. Thanks.

As a Believer, I understand from the Bible that GOD created everything as GOOD. After the FALL of Adam, sin entered into GOD's ENTIRE creation. This means that things began to decay after the FALL. Man no longer obeyed GOD's will nor even understood it. Every animal that at one time knew its place in the environment now needed to consider survival. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So everything was infected including the environment.
 
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I really don't care about all that. If it works for you, great.




In an attempt to overcome one of the many problems which falsifies a global flood, you claimed the "likelyhood" that malaria organisms had a "different job to do" at the time. I would like you to explain this in detail.
 
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That's great! Now, where in the Bible does it say this?

Predicted response: The Bible doesn't have to include everything! That means you can add whatever you want! Who cares if the Bible says to not add to it?
 
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michabo said:
Didn't you just say that the wood used was a *wink* *wink* code word for steel?

 
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Praxiteles said:
I wonder what different function the ebola virus had prior to the fall. Or smallpox.
"But most bacteria are harmless, and without them, life on Earth could not exist. They are essential components of the global ecosystem as decomposers"
.."Viruses are a bit more complicated than bacteria. A VIRUS is only a strand of DNA or RNA covered by a protein shell. Viruses are not considered cells. Some scientists are not even sure if these "life forms" are alive."
"Remember, the virus's DNA or RNA can evolve over time, thereby increasing its chances for survival and adapting to the environment. Like bacteria, they adapt through genetic mutations caused by rapid reproduction. " http://www.beyondbooks.com/lif72/2c.asp


. .My goodness, as nasty as these little devils are, sounds like they enjoy hyper evolution even in the present.
Wouldn't it be nice if they had a spiritual infusion, and turned into little angels, that prevented disease?
 
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ROFL! yeah satan makes genetic mutations in his genetic factory. LOL
 
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