New 'Fun' thread

[ArmyMatt]

Happy MMXX1 everyone

gosh, I hope so

 

[prodromos]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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gosh, I hope not

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[ArmyMatt]

a coffee pot full of decaf at 5 am.
allowing George Lucas to update a Star Trek marathon.
allowing George Lucas to direct a Star Trek marathon.
a high fiber diet with an ice cold toilet seat.

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Hermit76]

I came home today and drifted off to sleep. I woke up suddenly. I thought it was Christmas morning. I panicked and thought we had missed DL. I yelled for my wife. No answer. Then I saw it was 5:43. It was daylight... I then thought I was witnessing a Christmas miracle. It was at that moment I realized that I had the sleep stupids. Thing is, it wasn't so long ago that I would've thought I'd been left behind.

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Nick1000]

DAY 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

<< A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?" "Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like crazy for both of them."........>>

 

[Nick1000]

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[rusmeister]

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This one is actually kind of creepy. What experience do Orcs have of restaurants? What is an Orc restaurant like? What exactly would be on the menu, and besides meat? What would an Orc waiter be like? Would they tip? In what currency?

 

[ArmyMatt]

This one is actually kind of creepy. What experience do Orcs have of restaurants? What is an Orc restaurant like? What exactly would be on the menu, and besides meat? What would an Orc waiter be like? Would they tip? In what currency?

there was one Orc restaurant that went under because they had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for three stinking days.

 

[Hermit76]

Out of town for my grandson's baptism... I thought the room was awful cheap. This is next door. At least we don't have noisy neighbors.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

And if Peter Jackson was the store manager, Tom Bombadil wouldnt work there....ever!

there was one Orc restaurant that went under because they had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for three stinking days.

 

[ArmyMatt]

And if Peter Jackson was the store manager, Tom Bombadil wouldnt work there....ever!

don't get me started

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

The elves fighting at Helms Deep still remains for me the cringiest moment ever.

don't get me started