New 'Fun' thread

[Hermit76]

How most cradle and long timers responded to me when I arrived

 

[ArmyMatt]

View attachment 291989 How most cradle and long timers responded to me when I arrived

same here

 

[prodromos]

Kitty slander will NOT be tolerated.

Cats, of course, are the ultimate proof against those who believe the earth is flat.
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off the edge long ago.

 

[Hermit76]

Ƒ(X) Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says…
Sorry, we don't cater for functions

 

[AMM]

Ƒ(X) Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says…
Sorry, we don't cater for functions

As a mathematician, I appreciate this joke.

 

[Hermit76]

A Baby Seal Walks Into A Bar. “What Can I Get You?” Asks The Bartender…
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replied the baby seal

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Hermit76]

 

[prodromos]

A Baby Seal Walks Into A Bar. “What Can I Get You?” Asks The Bartender…
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replied the baby seal

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[prodromos]

What do dyslexic, agnostic, insomniacs do?

Spoiler

They lie awake at night and wonder if there's a dog.

 

[prodromos]

What does D.N.A. stand for?

Spoiler

National Dyslexia Association.

 

[Justin-H.S.]

Based

 

[Justin-H.S.]

 

[Hermit76]

I'd give my right eye to look cool in an eye patch

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Hermit76]

Statement: my SIL sent me this and she's a Southern Gospel singer. It's ok to laugh

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Hermit76]

I walked outside to find this. Our dog thinks I built him a bar

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Philip_B]

Happy MMXX1 everyone​