New 'Fun' thread

[gurneyhalleck1]

I’d like to announce Josh Brolin will be playing me in the upcoming Dune film FYI

 

[Hermit76]

I’d like to announce Josh Brolin will be playing me in the upcoming Dune film FYI

Jack Elam's corpse is going to play me in "Left Behind IV: April Fools" in which it is revealed that there is no secret rapture. It was all a big joke orchestrated through Facebook. In a strange turn of events they also realize that in all the excitement that they all inadvertently have contracted Covid-37 and only the antichristical villian Nicolae Scarfacia can save them with his biometrical vaccine/bugspray.

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Hermit76]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[ArmyMatt]

plastic skeletons are only used by blasfemurs.

 

[Anhelyna]

I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

 

[rusmeister]

I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

 

[ArmyMatt]

I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

a joke most fowl

 

[rusmeister]

a joke most fowl

Incoming! Duck!

 

[ArmyMatt]

Incoming! Duck!

sorry, I wanted to take a gander!

 

[Philip_B]

I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

where is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce that

 

[Hermit76]

where is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce that

I'm adding it to my dadarsenal

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Amazing at age 5 in 1980 I thought Mark Hamill was a real F. Murray Abraham level actor. I've reassessed my original appraisal

 

[Hermit76]

I awoke this morning to find that our cat has chosen an extreme path of asceticism

 

[ArmyMatt]

Sylvester the Stylite

 

[Justin-H.S.]

 

[AMM]

at least their noses are covered, so that’s gotta count for something, right?

 

[Justin-H.S.]

at least their noses are covered, so that’s gotta count for something, right?

I think even the clarinet has a mask on it.

 

[Hermit76]

A Presbyterian, a Baptist, and a Catholic walk into a bar... The Baptist is wearing one of those masks