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gurneyhalleck1 said:
I’d like to announce Josh Brolin will be playing me in the upcoming Dune film FYI
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Jack Elam's corpse is going to play me in "Left Behind IV: April Fools" in which it is revealed that there is no secret rapture. It was all a big joke orchestrated through Facebook. In a strange turn of events they also realize that in all the excitement that they all inadvertently have contracted Covid-37 and only the antichristical villian Nicolae Scarfacia can save them with his biometrical vaccine/bugspray.
 
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I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!

 
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Anhelyna said:
I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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Anhelyna said:
I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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a joke most fowl
 
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Anhelyna said:
I ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up and as I was coming home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!
I thought what in the world is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought i could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers,
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
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where is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce that
 
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Philip_B said:
where is the sad icon when you need it? There really should have been a Dad Joke alert to introduce that
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I'm adding it to my dadarsenal
 
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