New 'Fun' thread

[Anhelyna]

That reminds me, I have to finish my homily for Sunday...

You've got 24 hours - that's plenty of time to do it

 

[Zummi]

Adding to the Church signs haha!

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

This is for Father Matt. He *might* get the joke....

 

[ArmyMatt]

This is for Father Matt. He *might* get the joke....

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"Blue milk, it's good. Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"

 

[nutroll]

"Blue milk, it's good. Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"

That must be the Masoretic version of Ezekiel 25:17....

 

[ArmyMatt]

That must be the Masoretic version of Ezekiel 25:17....

it's actually the Witfield-Windu version

 

[nutroll]

it's actually the Witfield-Windu version

Sounds Protestant...

 

[ArmyMatt]

Sounds Protestant...

it is, and a little New Agey

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Pigs are filthy animals.....

"Blue milk, it's good. Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"

 

[ArmyMatt]

Pigs are filthy animals.....

"Well, then allow me to retort....what does Jabba the Hutt look like?"
"What?"
"What system you from?"
"What?"
"'What' ain't no system I ever heard of. They speak Basic in What?"

 

[RobNJ]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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I like that meme, it's quite....frank....

 

[nutroll]

I keep thinking that we need a Sunday to celebrate the Mamas and the Papas, but everyone just says Monday Monday...

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Say “ee chootah” again, rebel scum! I dare ya! I double bantha dare ya!!

"Well, then allow me to retort....what does Jabba the Hutt look like?"
"What?"
"What system you from?"
"What?"
"'What' ain't no system I ever heard of. They speak Basic in What?"

 

[ArmyMatt]

Say “ee chootah” again, rebel scum! I dare ya! I double bantha dare ya!!

check out the big AA-1 verbobrain on Brett. you a smart nerf herder.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

What now? I'll tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe hittin' bounty hunters from Ord Mantell to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow-torch....

You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a TIE bomber sight. I'ma get Nutch Vader on your bachi butt!

check out the big AA-1 verbobrain on Brett. you a smart nerf herder.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This poodoo is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short--life-in-agonizing-pain Rancor Keeper here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your Coruscant privileges. Deal?

 

[ArmyMatt]

Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This poodoo is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short--life-in-agonizing-pain Rancor Keeper here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your Coruscant privileges. Deal?

"I love you, Pumpkin."
"I know."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I’m prepared to scour the the Outer Rim looking for that choobah.
If Butch goes to Hoth, I want a probe droid waiting in a glacier ready to pop a cap in his dee wanga!

"I love you, Pumpkin."
"I know."