New 'Fun' thread

[Zummi]

Sorry Roman Catholic brothers and sisters!

 

[ArmyMatt]

I’m prepared to scour the the Outer Rim looking for that choobah.
If Butch goes to Hoth, I want a probe droid waiting in a glacier ready to pop a cap in his dee wanga!

what happened here was a disturbance in the Force, and I want you to acknowledge it.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

I'm on the nerfherder. Get back in there and chill them laser brains out, and wait for the wolf who should be coming directly.

You sendin’ the Wolf!?

You feel better, nerfherder?

Shoot, farm boy, that’s all you had to say!!

what happened here was a disturbance in the Force, and I want you to acknowledge it.

 

[ArmyMatt]

I'm on the nerfherder. Get back in there and chill them laser brains out, and wait for the wolf who should be coming directly.

You sendin’ the Wolf!?

You feel better, nerfherder?

Shoot, farm boy, that’s all you had to say!!

"I mean you gotta have an opinion. You think Obi-Wan came back from the force and stopped..." BANG!
"What just happened?!
"Aw man, I shot Greedo first."

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

THE WOLF
You must be Lando, which would make
you Han. Let’s get down to
brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was
informed correctly, the clock is
ticking, is that right, Lobot ?

Lobot
100%.

THE WOLF
Your wife, Bonnie…
(refers to his pad)
…comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is
that correct?

Lobot
Uh-huh.

THE WOLF
I was led to believe if she comes
home and finds us here, she
wouldn’t appreciate it none too
much.

Lobot
She won’t at that.

THE WOLF
That give use forty minutes to get
the heck outta Dodge, which, if you
do what I say when I say it, should
by plenty. Now you got a corpse in
a twin pod cloud car minus a head, in a shuttle bay.
Take me to it.

"I mean you gotta have an opinion. You think Obi-Wan came back from the force and stopped..." BANG!
"What just happened?!
"Aw man, I shot Greedo first."

 

[ArmyMatt]

THE WOLF
You must be Lando, which would make
you Han. Let’s get down to
brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was
informed correctly, the clock is
ticking, is that right, Lobot ?

Lobot
100%.

THE WOLF
Your wife, Bonnie…
(refers to his pad)
…comes home at 9:30 in the AM, is
that correct?

Lobot
Uh-huh.

THE WOLF
I was led to believe if she comes
home and finds us here, she
wouldn’t appreciate it none too
much.

Lobot
She won’t at that.

THE WOLF
That give use forty minutes to get
the heck outta Dodge, which, if you
do what I say when I say it, should
by plenty. Now you got a corpse in
a twin pod cloud car minus a head, in a shuttle bay.
Take me to it.

you...modal nodes...you know why we're here?

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

The Wolf: (talking into the communicator)
Is she the hysterical type? (pause)
When is she due? (writing down info)
Give me the principals' names
again? (writes some more)
Nien Nunb

1265 Riverside Drive
Toluca Lake
1 body (no head)
Bloody shot-up landspeeder
Nien Nunb (Sullust)

The Wolf:
Expect a call around 10:30. It's about three parsecs away. I'll be there in ten.

you...modal nodes...you know why we're here?

 

[ArmyMatt]

The Wolf: (talking into the communicator)
Is she the hysterical type? (pause)
When is she due? (writing down info)
Give me the principals' names
again? (writes some more)
Nien Nunb

1265 Riverside Drive
Toluca Lake
1 body (no head)
Bloody shot-up landspeeder
Nien Nunb (Sullust)

The Wolf:
Expect a call around 10:30. It's about three parsecs away. I'll be there in ten.

tauntauns...the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy chooba. Wampas sleep and root in poodoo. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

tauntauns...the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

 

[ArmyMatt]

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy chooba. Wampas sleep and root in poodoo. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Jack Rabbit Slim's...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. we must be cautious.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

THE WOLF
About the X-Wing is there anything I
need to know? Does it stall, does
it make a lot of noise, does it
smoke, does the astromech droid have issues, anything?

JULES
Aside from how it looks, the ship’s
cool.

THE WOLF
Positive? Don’t get me out trying to go to light speed and I find out the hyper drive don’t work.

JULES
Hey man, as far as I know, the
chooba-slimo’s tip-top.

Jack Rabbit Slim's...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. we must be cautious.

 

[Anhelyna]

Fr Matt - do you serve Vespers every night ?

 

[prodromos]

Fr Matt - do you serve Vespers every night ?

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Except Wednesday and Friday

 

[ArmyMatt]

Fr Matt - do you serve Vespers every night ?

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me? no. but the monastery does. you know, the wine with litya did taste funny...

 

[ArmyMatt]

THE WOLF
About the X-Wing is there anything I
need to know? Does it stall, does
it make a lot of noise, does it
smoke, does the astromech droid have issues, anything?

JULES
Aside from how it looks, the ship’s
cool.

THE WOLF
Positive? Don’t get me out trying to go to light speed and I find out the hyper drive don’t work.

JULES
Hey man, as far as I know, the
chooba-slimo’s tip-top.

you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Cloud City, Bespin?

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Boba Fett: Mmmm! lock S-foils in attack position, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet poodoo! Usually, me and Dengar would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET poodoo on us! What flavor is this?

Bib Fortuna: Knock it off, Bobesy.

Boba Fett: [pause] What?

Bib Fortuna: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Gardula goes shopping she buys choo-tah. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead Bothans in my cargo bay.

Boba Fett: Oh, Bibs, don't even worry about that...

Bib Fortuna: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Bothan Storage"?

Boba Fett: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Bib Fortuna: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Bothan Storage"?

Boba Fett: [pause] No. I didn't.

Bib Fortuna: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Boba Fett: Why?

Bib Fortuna: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Bothans ain't my business, that's why!

you know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Cloud City, Bespin?

 

[ArmyMatt]

Boba Fett: Mmmm! lock S-foils in attack position, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet poodoo! Usually, me and Dengar would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET poodoo on us! What flavor is this?

Bib Fortuna: Knock it off, Bobesy.

Boba Fett: [pause] What?

Bib Fortuna: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Gardula goes shopping she buys choo-tah. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead Bothans in my cargo bay.

Boba Fett: Oh, Bibs, don't even worry about that...

Bib Fortuna: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Bothan Storage"?

Boba Fett: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Bib Fortuna: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Bothan Storage"?

Boba Fett: [pause] No. I didn't.

Bib Fortuna: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Boba Fett: Why?

Bib Fortuna: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Bothans ain't my business, that's why!

you want that blaster, don't ya Fett? huh? go ahead, pick it up. go ahead, pick it up. c'mon, atta boy! I want you to pick it up.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

If I’m curt with you, it’s because
time is a factor. I think fast, I
talk fast, and I need you guys to
act fast if you want to get out of
this. So pretty please, with sugar
on top, clean the stinkin’ snowspeeder!

you want that blaster, don't ya Fett? huh? go ahead, pick it up. go ahead, pick it up. c'mon, atta boy! I want you to pick it up.

 

[ArmyMatt]

If I’m curt with you, it’s because
time is a factor. I think fast, I
talk fast, and I need you guys to
act fast if you want to get out of
this. So pretty please, with sugar
on top, clean the stinkin’ snowspeeder!

remember when I told you your daddy died in a garbage masher? well, this here is Captain Solo. he was in the garbage masher with Daddy.

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

Leia: What is your name?

Lando: Lando.

Leia: What does it mean?

Lando: I'm from Coruscant, honey. Our names don't mean poodoo.

remember when I told you your daddy died in a garbage masher? well, this here is Captain Solo. he was in the garbage masher with Daddy.