New 'Fun' thread

[ArmyMatt]

Man goes to the zoo. Sees a croissant in a cage.
Says to keeper " how did that come to be there?".

Keeper replies : "It's bread in captivity"

getting the cage though was a hard cell.

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[~Anastasia~]

This was actually on another TAW member's FB feed but she seldom comes in here and I thought y'all would be especially able to appreciate it.

 

[~Anastasia~]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

 

[prodromos]

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Had to read very carefully to see what you did there.

 

[Anhelyna]

I thought it clever too - not my composition Was sent to me along with some others - but this , to my mind was the best of the lot

 

[Anhelyna]

At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

 

[Anhelyna]

 

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[All4Christ]

Oh Ghiradelli...why did you have to change the ingredients of your semi-sweet chocolate chips?? They were one of the best non-dairy chocolate chips before you added milk! (Just saw the label on my bag - which I got since it has always been vegan before...)

 

[prodromos]

Oh Ghiradelli...why did you have to change the ingredients of your semi-sweet chocolate chips?? They were one of the best non-dairy chocolate chips before you added milk! (Just saw the label on my bag - which I got since it has always been vegan before...)

Write to them. Let them know they've lost a customer.

 

[prodromos]

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Ah, but if they were truly psychic they wouldn't have bought tickets for that flight in the first place

 

[RobNJ]

Ah, but if they were truly psychic they wouldn't have bought tickets for that flight in the first place

Used to be a "Psychic Hotline" you could call for a fee, of course...
I always said "If they're any good, shouldn't they know to call ME??"

 

[Anhelyna]

 

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[gurneyhalleck1]