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Man goes to the zoo. Sees a croissant in a cage.
Says to keeper " how did that come to be there?".
Keeper replies : "It's bread in captivity"
Had to read very carefully to see what you did there.A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Write to them. Let them know they've lost a customer.Oh Ghiradelli...why did you have to change the ingredients of your semi-sweet chocolate chips?? They were one of the best non-dairy chocolate chips before you added milk! (Just saw the label on my bag - which I got since it has always been vegan before...)
Ah, but if they were truly psychic they wouldn't have bought tickets for that flight in the first place
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