New 'Fun' thread

[ArmyMatt]

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hahaha, reminds me of when I had to pull guard when I was in Afghanistan. I think I would knock back an energy drink or cup of coffee an hour

 

[RobNJ]

 

[ArmyMatt]

so my sister in law applied for life insurance, and when the forms came back, it had her listed as a male. so she has to find more documentation to prove that she is female, and not someone identifying as female. the kicker is her name is Caitlin.....

I told her when she proves that she is female, she should request them to change her name to Bruce

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[prodromos]

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Oh, they didn't go far enough. there should be dotted minims and semibreves for 3 and 4.

 

[Anhelyna]

This was sent to me - I really appreciate it

 

[~Anastasia~]

This was sent to me - I really appreciate it

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Unless he borrowed it from elsewhere, I believe that is Steve Robinson's "Ladder of Convert Ascent" ... and I love it, lol!

 

[ArmyMatt]

This was sent to me - I really appreciate it

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I always love how the only guy falling off the ladder, is at Archbishop Lazar Puhalo's book.

 

[~Anastasia~]

I always love how the only guy falling off the ladder, is at Archbishop Lazar Puhalo's book.

Hadn't noticed that!

Great observation!!!

 

[FenderTL5]

received via our company's web contact form (I maintain the company site)


Good Afternoon #########, Inc,

My name is S#######e W##e and I am with ### Corporate. I tried reaching out to you yesterday via the phone but I was unable to get a hold of you so I figured an email might be more convenient. My goal is to get on your schedule for next week, Thursday at 2:00pm to stop by, introduce myself, and provide you with a proposal.

I am confident that you have seen some of the advertisements..
Some benefits include:
- Cut your Bill
- Buy out your Current Contract
- No Cost Equipment Refresh
- 30 Day Guarantee
We specialize in.. (blah blah blah, bold text added by me)
-----------------------
Everything in my being wants to respond to the email with, "What if we like Bill and we don't want to hurt him?"
but I'm afraid the SPAM will multiply and/or my brand of humor wouldn't be recognized/appreciated.

 

[Anhelyna]

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

that could certainly be a fun encounter





NOT

 

[ArmyMatt]

"What if we like Bill and we don't want to hurt him?"

hahaha, nice morning chuckle. thanks

 

[~Anastasia~]

received via our company's web contact form (I maintain the company site)


Good Afternoon #########, Inc,

My name is S#######e W##e and I am with ### Corporate. I tried reaching out to you yesterday via the phone but I was unable to get a hold of you so I figured an email might be more convenient. My goal is to get on your schedule for next week, Thursday at 2:00pm to stop by, introduce myself, and provide you with a proposal.

I am confident that you have seen some of the advertisements..
Some benefits include:
- Cut your Bill
- Buy out your Current Contract
- No Cost Equipment Refresh
- 30 Day Guarantee
We specialize in.. (blah blah blah, bold text added by me)
-----------------------
Everything in my being wants to respond to the email with, "What if we like Bill and we don't want to hurt him?"
but I'm afraid the SPAM will multiply and/or my brand of humor wouldn't be recognized/appreciated.

LOL, I would be tempted. But I would worry too about increased SPAM. Wish I could think fast enough to do that with phone solicitirs, but I suppose that's not nice. Lord forgive me ... I really dislike getting sales calls.

 

[Bessie]

Really this is me too...

 

[RobNJ]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[Anhelyna]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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Quinto for Nimoy? that's so illogical

 

[gurneyhalleck1]

 

[ArmyMatt]

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I guess if it really got heated, and the rest of Europe tried to invade, they could light lanterns in Canterbury Cathedral....one if by land.....oh, wait....