- Jun 18, 2006
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You buy an LP and bring it home and play it on your phonograph.*
It's in pristine condition, but you accidentally scratch it with the phonograph** needle.
Now every time you play it, it sounds like it's been scratched or something.
Later, the LP is restored so brilliantly, it is better than when you bought it.
Bill looks at it and says it was never scratched in the first place.
Here's my challenge:
Is Bill wrong?
* record player to baby boomers
** victrola to the silent generation
It's in pristine condition, but you accidentally scratch it with the phonograph** needle.
Now every time you play it, it sounds like it's been scratched or something.
Later, the LP is restored so brilliantly, it is better than when you bought it.
Bill looks at it and says it was never scratched in the first place.
Here's my challenge:
Is Bill wrong?
* record player to baby boomers
** victrola to the silent generation