My Embedded Nasal Ruby Challenge

[Split Rock]

I speak a ruby into existence ex nihilo into my nose on 11 Jul 08 with a micro-message inside the ruby saying I spoke this ruby into existence ex nihilo inside my nose on 11 Jul 08.

Here is the ruby:
http://rubypal.com/images/ruby-kit/ruby.png

Here is my nose:
http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/39_102.jpg

Show this to be an act of deception, and show the intent to deceive, without being wrong.

 

[Naraoia]

I speak a ruby into existence ex nihilo into my nose on 11 Jul 08 with a micro-message inside the ruby saying I spoke this ruby into existence ex nihilo inside my nose on 11 Jul 08.

Here is the ruby:
http://rubypal.com/images/ruby-kit/ruby.png

You have a mighty big nose

 

[MasterOfKrikkit]

You have a mighty big nose

It would need to be -- did you see the size of the ruby?

 

[Edx]

are you sure the picture is to scale though?

 

[JustMeSee]

Am I allowed to ask questions in this thread?

 

[Split Rock]

Am I allowed to ask questions in this thread?

Unlike some others who shall remain nameless (AVET) you can ask any question here.

 

[Split Rock]

You have a mighty big nose

It would need to be -- did you see the size of the ruby?

are you sure the picture is to scale though?

Since the ruby was created "ex nihilo", it did not have to actually be small enough to fit inside my nose, since I must be God and God can do anything!

 

[Lazuline]

>> r=splitRock.get_nose.get_ruby
=> #<Ruby:0x2894cd98>
>> r.message
=> "I spoke this ruby into existence ex nihilo inside my nose on 11 Jul 08."
>> r.creation_date
=> Tue Aug 10 04:36:34 +0000 1993
>> splitRock.tell "J'accuse!"
ArgumentError: unknown language
 from (irb):4:in `tell'
 from (irb):4
 from :0
>> # Oh, you bastard.

(Does anyone even know Ruby here?)

 

[Naraoia]

It would need to be -- did you see the size of the ruby?

Yeah, that's the reason for my reaction.

 

[JustMeSee]

The other thread was closed by the OP.

 

[Split Rock]

The other thread was closed by the OP.

Nothing unusual. AVET starts a new "Challenge" thread, doesn't like the responses he gets, tells everyone he has "pwnd" them and then closes the thread. S.O.P.