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1. Noah wrote about the Flood before his great-grandson wrote about it.
2. Shem lived right up to the time of Jacob, and could provide an eyewitness testimony to the facts.
3. I made this conversation up for clarity:
Shem: What's this trash you wrote, Nimrod; are you okay!?
Nimrod: Don't start on me again, uncle; you've always looked down on us Hamites.
Shem: That's garbage too! You used to be a mighty hunter before the LORD, what went wrong?
Nimrod: You think you Shemites are so much better than us, just because my grandfather was cursed for what his father did to your mother in that tent that day.
Shem: I watched you grow up, Nimrod, and how you used to love the LORD so much; but somewhere along the line you went astray and broke away from the rest of us and went and formed your own little empire. Well ... you do what you want, but as long as I live, I'll make sure my eyewitness testimony trumps your lies.
Nimrod: And what makes you an authority on the Flood over me?
Shem: I was there! Remember??? I was on the Ark ... you weren't!
Nimrod: Oh, that's right ... somehow I forgot ... what with there being no evidence and all.
Shem: [facepalms]
At least I have the players in the right chronological order.It cracks me up how you just make things up as you go along.
The Chinese were in China long before the Shem story of the Israelites.As I said, Shem was a direct descendant (and passenger on the Ark), who lived right up to the time of Jacob.
And given that the Chinese came from Ham … well … so much for that ...
Ya … academian … and like you, I don't use the scientific method to do it.... making things up again, are you?
Uh-huh … and I'm Genghis Khan.The Chinese were in China long before the Shem story of the Israelites.
The Neanderthals were people that were afflicted with one of God's "wonderful plagues."Colter said:Which one of Noah’s nieces carried the Neanderthal genes?
Fabricated history in a desperate attempt to justify a myth and folklore. Rich.Ya … academian … and like you, I don't use the scientific method to do it.
But unlike you, I don't preach the scientific method, then turn my back on it when the time comes.
In other words, you might want to investigate this before you accuse me of making it up.
Here, I'll do it for you:
The Sixteen Grandsons of Noah
Then get your Flood story from him.So does J.K. Rowling.
So Noah had the Neanderthal blood?Uh-huh … and I'm Genghis Khan.
The Neanderthals were people that were afflicted with one of God's "wonderful plagues."
Deuteronomy 28:59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.
David may have died of such one (Psalm 38).
Considering you * cough * academians consider everything in the Bible a myth, I'm honored.Fabricated history in a desperate attempt to justify a myth and folklore. Rich.
Wow … just wow.So Noah had the Neanderthal blood?
I guess you assume plagues means Neanderthals, but I’m asking how some of Noah’s descendants ended up with Neanderthal genes while others didn’t?Wow … just wow.
Okay, collegian, listen carefully.
In DEUTERONOMY, God said He would punish His people with "wonderful plagues" in the future.
But WAY BACK IN GENESIS, no such plagues existed.
Now you're pulling a HitchSlap and putting the cart before the horse, while trying to sound academic.
Solid aurum.I guess you assume plagues means Neanderthals, but I’m asking how some of Noah’s descendants ended up with Neanderthal genes while others didn’t?
Are you saying that the plagues caused Neanderthal genes to enter into the descendants of Noah?
You mean "peek"?It's a fascinating psychological peak into how we protect our beliefs.
Spell check can embarrass academians who fail to proofread their own stuff, can't it?Indeed I did, unfortunately, spell check had other plans.
You're welcome.*fix'd
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