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Most Pitiful Contest

Discussion in 'Character Dress-up Contests' started by GamesFund, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    :clap::thumbsup::thumbsup::clap::thumbsup::clap::thumbsup::clap::thumbsup:

    Winners: Congrats!!
    1.Mizangelwolf
    2.Willowbrook
    3.Surviving
    HMdeadandalive
    HM:Lel

    I'll be passing out the blessings to you all later on.

    :ebil:The person who can look the most pitiful in whatever way he or she chooses is the winner. There will be runners up, too. All the contestants must write a short paragraph why they are the most pitiful or they will not be in the contest. You can make the reason up or it can be true.^_^


    Number of contestants: 15 or if we don't get 15 the contest is over Sunday at noon EST. Judging and results will be some time soon after that.

    Prizes:
    Most pitiful=4000 blessings
    2nd most=1500 blessings
    3rd most=750 blessings
    2 honorable mentions=500 each


    Have Fun!!:groupray:
    Contest starts now. When there are 15 contestants or on Sunday at noon EST it will end. Judging and results will follow soon after.:eek::hug:Screenshots are being taken.


    Contestants:

    1.Sushi614:
    Well, as sad and pitiful as this may seem, this really is my life. No made up pretend story here! There is always a never ending pile of laundry. Its really ridiculous since there are only 3 of us in our house. It drives me insane! I hate putting away clothes! I can wash and dry all day. But then it just piles up in the basket or gets wrinked in the dryer cuz I put off putting it away for so long!

    2.Mindalan:
    Ok. This is my life. Leaves are a nightmare. We can't afford to pay for the extra yard waste rate so we spend hours each day trying to package them and put them in trashcans at my college or other places.
    It is not raining enough these days so the grass starter I put down is not helping. I have soooo much college work (thus the large pen) that I can't help my diabetic mother as much as I want to. The daylight change is ruining my sleep so I have to become a tea or hot coco addict. I am dressed in my work clothes from the days we spent hours insulating the garage. It was a hot, nasty task and I had to stuff my hair in a cap to keep the insulation off it.
    I am a domestic violence survivor. My father fools the world with his outside manners, but I know the truth.

    3.Breezy3:
    I am pitiful because it keeps raining in my life. I have no umbrella and no shoes so I keep getting wet. It even rains when I am inside my house. There seems to be no escape. The rain is the challenges of life and it keeps coming. I only have my peasant shirt and distressed pants to wear. So I just am always wet, cold and miserable!

    4.davis10:
    Here is my paragraph:
    You only turn 19 once, right? I thought it was going to be a great birthday. I wore my favorite skirt and I bought a new shirt to go with it. I didn't try it on though, and it looks a little big! My friends were throwing me a birthday party, but I had to bring the cake. It was pouring rain outside so I had to grab my big bulky umbrella to keep myself and my cake dry. It's unbelievably hard to carry a cake and an umbrella in one hand. It was a not so happy birthday after all.

    5.Ariella:
    I'm so pitiful, i don't even have words to describe how pitiful i am! thats how bad it is :cry:

    6.Mizangelwolf:
    Poor poor pitiful me. Forgot to set alarm. Late to work. Boss gave me verbal warning. No coffee, head pounding. No time for breakfast, stomach was screeching like a cat during our morning meeting. Had fire drill and accidently locked the exit doors trying to turn on auxillary lights. Boss gave me written warning. Missed lunch to run errand for boss at post office, head splitting wide open now. Sprained ankle, dropped car keys AND certified letter getting out of car. Tried to wipe envelope clean, tore it and smeared the address. Remembered it is a sin to curse. Pulled over and got ticket on way back to work for running red light, couldn't see for the rain. Headache at max pressure now. Pulled into parking space, discovering there was something already there. Turned out to be the boss's new Harley. Boss did not give me final warning but fired me on the spot. No job, no money, will have to do time to pay ticket and doctor bill, oh poor me. :(

    7.Deadandalive:
    i have a sad, sad, pitiful story.
    this morning when i was walking to school...i got mugged.they took my clothes and my shoes.i had to walk 3 miles to school with nothing but my underwear and my roll of duct tape. [​IMG]
    it is not even a full roll of duct tape. :cry:

    8.Lel:
    I am so poor, I can only afford to clothe myself in tinfoil. My eyes are closed because I cannot open them due to the glare. I have to deal with fire breathing dragons on my chest, and I am wandering the hot, sunny desert with only tinfoil to wear.

    Please, send me some blessings so I can buy some real clothes. :cry:

    9.Willowbrook:
    Grab a box of Kleenex, heres my story...
    We all know 'willow's have a tendency to 'weep' naturally... and I do my share.
    But when that nasty buzzard dropped the seeds of the hybrid cacti growing on
    the side of me closer to the the brook I'm named after... well... life isn't pretty.
    There's just not enough water on the wrong side of the cactus!
    All that's left of my former glory is the little budding staff shooting
    off my side. Only a few leaves desperately cling to it.
    And worse...snakes (whom I fear) are beginning to view me as a future home.

    10.Daffodilly:
    I waited all year for this camping/backpacking trip....... and I broke my leg the day before we left home...... :sigh: Poor pitiful me.... trying to carry drinking water on my crutches.

    11.NorwayUnn:
    If this doesn't ''take the cake'', ... well... then I don't know.
    Just look at me! Once I was a pretty girl, with my hair done, my nails done ... and my nose done. Some said I was ''nosy'', and I didn't really know what they meant by that, so I had a nose job done on me ... but look what the surgeon did to me! My nose is bigger than ever before! And a little ''caterpillar'' is growing under my nose even! ... *sigh* ... As you see, it was not a succeess at all. I have cried my eyes out over this. And all I have left now is my rain poncho and a fake 100 dollar bill. That won't help me much, so please send me a good bunch of blessings, so that I can buy myself a new and pretty nose, please .... pleeeeeeaaseeee! :cry:

    12.Surviving:
    I'm caught in another thunderstorm, yet again...and I'm dreading it. Everytime I go out, a thunderstorm seems to occur - and I always get caught out. So far, I have been struck by lightening 86 times. It's got to the point where I cannot change the colour of my hair any more and it has to stay silver! I have heard though that there is a special suit you can wear in thunderstorms to stop you from being caught, but it costs so many blessings that I can't afford it.

    13.Encouraging_Angels:
    I'm ready, I'm poor&i only grow my own apples-the apple tree&the shopping bags symbolise that I am unable to afford to go out and buy things from the shops such as clothing, food etc.

    14.ctay:
    I'm so pitiful, I have to go iron in the mornings and clean up the kitchen in the evenings that I don't get to chat in here. I have to stay in my rags all day, I'm another cinderella story.

    15. Your name here!!



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  2. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Okay I will up the winner's blessings.
     
  3. Sushi614

    Sushi614 Guest

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    Count me in! I have a couple of other things going on, but I will post when I am ready.
     
  4. mindalan

    mindalan Most Caring

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    Hmmm. My life is lousy so I certainly qualify. Ha!

    Count me in.
     
  5. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Signing you both up.
     
  6. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    I want in please!

    As soon as my Oscar screenshot is done I will dress for this contest!
     
  7. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Remember to write a short paragraph explaining why you are the most pitiful.
     
  8. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Signed you up Breezy.
     
  9. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    OK, I will do that as soon as I get dressed! lol
     
  10. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Even though it doesn't count my life is so pitiful I am drinking prune juice all day.LOL
     
  11. mindalan

    mindalan Most Caring

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    Ok. This is my life. Leaves are a nightmare. We can't afford to pay for the extra yard waste rate so we spend hours each day trying to package them and put them in trashcans at my college or other places.
    It is not raining enough these days so the grass starter I put down is not helping. I have soooo much college work (thus the large pen) that I can't help my diabetic mother as much as I want to. The daylight change is ruining my sleep so I have to become a tea or hot coco addict. I am dressed in my work clothes from the days we spent hours insulating the garage. It was a hot, nasty task and I had to stuff my hair in a cap to keep the insulation off it.
    I am a domestic violence survivor. My father fools the world with his outside manners, but I know the truth.
     
  12. aunt_kelly

    aunt_kelly Senior Veteran

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    I'm ready.
    Here is my paragraph:
    You only turn 19 once, right? I thought it was going to be a great birthday. I wore my favorite skirt and I bought a new shirt to go with it. I didn't try it on though, and it looks a little big! My friends were throwing me a birthday party, but I had to bring the cake. It was pouring rain outside so I had to grab my big bulky umbrella to keep myself and my cake dry. It's unbelievably hard to carry a cake and an umbrella in one hand. It was a not so happy birthday after all.
     
  13. mindalan

    mindalan Most Caring

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    Awww. That is sad. I am sorry to hear that.

    I had to do a lot of work on my birthday. Then I got sick. And a bunch of people forgot about it so, it was not as fun either.
     
  14. Ariella

    Ariella Daughter of the King

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    sign me up please!!! :) i'll check back to see when you've got the screenshot program working :)
     
  15. mizangelwolf

    mizangelwolf ~ Queen Ainirácamë of Laminin ~

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    I want in if you will have me, I am maybe too pitiful to be here ..............
     
  16. Breezy3

    Breezy3 Macaw mama tilting the world for Jesus!

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    I am ready for my screenshot!

    I am pitiful because it keeps raining in my life. I have no umbrella and no shoes so I keep getting wet. It even rains when I am inside my house. There seems to be no escape. The rain is the challenges of life and it keeps coming. I only have my peasant shirt and distressed pants to wear. So I just am always wet, cold and miserable!
     
  17. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    Oh....The contest is not ready yet...I am waiting on Gregged.
     
  18. GamesFund

    GamesFund Guest

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    The more pitiful the better!!
     
  19. deadandalive

    deadandalive Regular Member

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    i have a sad, sad, pitiful story.
    this morning when i was walking to school...i got mugged.
    they took my clothes and my shoes.
    i had to walk 3 miles to school with nothing but my underwear and my roll of duct tape. [​IMG]

    it is not even a full roll of duct tape. :cry:
     
  20. GamesFund

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    Signed you up. Make sure to stay in your underwear and duct tape until we get your screenshot.lol. :)
     
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