Misheard Lyrics

[K9_Trainer]

lol a young friend of mine used to misinterpret a line in Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

The proper line is "Why'd ya have to go and make things so complicated."

She thought it said "Why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated"

 

[dabro]

All the time bro all the time. I keep sayin it, I can't stress it enough
So keep playin it, and stand next to the subs.

 

[dabro]

Dave Matthews is where I'm really bad

 

[Fremdin]

I used to think the first line in Benny and the Jets was; "Hey kids, Satan is the devil" but it's "Hey kids, shake it loose together" My version is way better

 

[trentlogain2]

this is how i used to write 50% of the song lyrics i composed. lol

/sad

 

[trentlogain2]

i went to a bob dylan concert once. you couldn't understand a word he sang. the funny thing is i don't think he knew what he was saying either.

 

[Niels]

I was going to rep you, Miles, for creating this thread... but I can't? Since when!!!?

I have no idea. It seems to be working on this side. Test rep sent.

And... now that I'm thinking about it, I can't list any of the songs I'm thinking of because they're inappropriate for the vast majority.

Agreed. Some probably shouldn't be mentioned here. Especially if they're solemn hymns. For instance, I used to have a hard time keeping a straight face when our church would sing "Lead On, O Kinky Turtle."

Lead On O King Eternal arr. Samuel Metzger - YouTube

 

[Squeakers]

Misheard Numa Numa Lyrics - YouTube

 

[Squeakers]

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics (Animated) - YouTube

Ok, I'm done for now. These are my favourite 2.

 

[white dove]

I have no idea. It seems to be working on this side. Test rep sent.

I don't know what's happened, but I still can't rep you for your beginning posts. I noticed this when I tried repping someone in a relatively-older thread (even though it was, like, early July) and couldn't do it.

I just can't DOO EEEET.

Agreed. Some probably shouldn't be mentioned here. Especially if they're solemn hymns. For instance, I used to have a hard time keeping a straight face when our church would sing "Lead On, O Kinky Turtle."

Lead On O King Eternal arr. Samuel Metzger - YouTube

LOL, you're goofy.



I did think of one that is appropriate:


Jody Watley, Looking For a New Love

WD version: I still have Easter, baby
Correct version: Hasta la vista, baby

 

[ImperatorWall]

My mother raised me and my sister singing the line from Oliver Twist, "Hot chocolate and custard" as "Hot chocolate and mustard."

We never actually heard the song, so we had to just take her word for it. But even as children we would argue that hot chocolate and mustard made no sense. She would insist that was how the song wen. When we finally did hear the song, and realized it was "custard" and not "mustard" we really, really, let her have it.

 

[MacFall]

Blinded by the light,

Wrapped up like a douche with aroma in the night?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2-GqYkwjTM

I think everyone has probably thought those were the words at one time. I mean, he DOES put a "sh" at the end of the word "deuce".

 

[white dove]

I always thought that guy said, "Wrapped up like a doucher in the night."



I still think that.

 

[dabro]

the space between by dave matthews band lyrics - YouTube

 

[dabro]

I always thought that guy said, "Wrapped up like a doucher in the night."



I still think that.

hahhhahahaahhahhahahh this made me laugh!

 

[MacFall]

I always thought that guy said, "Wrapped up like a doucher in the night."



I still think that.

Wrapped up like a deuce. I.e., a cigarette. Uptight, in other words.

 

[white dove]

Wrapped up like a deuce. I.e., a cigarette. Uptight, in other words.

I still stand by my post.


Elton John, Tiny Dancer

WD version: Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance here..
actual: Hold me close, my tiny dancer..

 

[MacFall]

When I was a kid, I always wondered what a hymn that predated rocket science could mean by the phrase, "On Christ the solid rocket stand, all other ground is sinking sand..."

 

[RebornBen]

"Lead On, O Kinky Turtle."

Hahah that's hilarious!

 

[SnowyMacie]

When I was a kid, I always wondered what a hymn that predated rocket science could mean by the phrase, "On Christ the solid rocket stand, all other ground is sinking sand..."

I'm now going to hear that every time.

On the subject of hymns, in Shine Jesus Shine, I heard "Send Forth Worth" instead of "Send fourth your word"

In Victory in Jesus there's a line that goes "He loved me ere I knew him" I always heard "Javier, I knew him"