You Know You're a Cajun When . . .
No matter where else you go in the world, you are always disappointed in the food.
You get up in the morning and start cooking a pot of rice before you give any thought to what you'll fix for dinner.
You ask, "How dey running?" and "Are dey fat?" but you're inquiring about seafood quality.
Nothing shocks you, period, ever. Not politics, hurricanes, red lights, parking tickets, the Saints, Mardi Gras.
Your idea of health food is a baked potato instead of fries with your fried seafood platter.
You call tomato sauce "red gravy."
You know you recycled too much newspaper when there isn't enough for the dinner (or crawfish) table.
Your house payment is less than your air conditioning bill.
You fall asleep to the soothing sounds of four box fans.
Every so often, you have waterfront property.
Everyone you know has either hit an armadillo or nutria with their car or truck.
The four festival seasons in your year are: Crawfish, Shrimp, Crab and King Cake.
The smell of a crawfish or shrimp boil turns you on more than does the Movie Channel or HBO.
The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells you a fried oyster po-boy' dressed'is healthier than a Caesar salad.
When you refer to a geographical location 'way up North', you are referring to places like Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, 'where it gets real cold'.
You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell it. (also, Thibodeaux, Opelousas, Ponchartrain, Ouachita, and Atchafalaya)
You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.
You go to buy a new winter coat ( what most people refer to as windbreakers) and throw your arms up in the air to make sure it allows enough room to catch Mardi Gras beads.
You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team.
You like your rice and politics dirty.
You've ever had Community Coffee.
Your burial plot is six feet "above the ground" rather than six feet "below the ground."
You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.
You pronounce Lafayette as "
Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette".
You can name all of your 3rd cousins.
You plan your wedding around hunting season & LSU football.