Make a wish...

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted, but everybody in the small needy country next to it died.

I wish death would quit hanging over my head and take me already.

 

[Sadiegrl]

Granted, but everybody in the small needy country next to it died.

I wish death would quit hanging over my head and take me already.

Awww i have a bad genie!

hugs ernest, Wish granted, death has quit hanging over your head and left you alone til Jesus comes to get you!

I wish i had a horse farm where i could breed and raise horses for helping disabled people! (please dont kill all my people wish genie)

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Awww i have a bad genie!

hugs ernest, Wish granted, death has quit hanging over your head and left you alone til Jesus comes to get you!

I wish i had a horse farm where i could breed and raise horses for helping disabled people! (please dont kill all my people wish genie)

Wish granted, but you have to raise ponies because a terrible disease hit all the regular horses and wiped them out.

I wish...
For a new life.

 

[Sadiegrl]

Granted, through Jesus you have been given a new life and new heart and now you are bursting with happiness and Gods joy...lucky you!

I wish my mom and stepdad would work things out for my brothers sake

 

[HunnyBee]

Wish granted ~ they have worked things out and are now a happy family.
(I can't really ruin that wish... prayers for them)

I wish that I had some ice cream right now.

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted, through Jesus you have been given a new life and new heart and now you are bursting with happiness and Gods joy...lucky you!

I wish my mom and stepdad would work things out for my brothers sake

IF that was it, then my wish was granted when I was 6.

Wish granted, but you got to share it with me.

 

[Sadiegrl]

wish granted! but....you didnt say how much....truckloads of ice cream are delivered to your house, blocking the exits and your only option is to eat your way out! enjoy!

i wish i didnt have any more bills!

 

[Kol]

Granted. You are now homeless and owe allegience to no one but yourself.

I wish my minimum-wage job paid more.

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted. You are now homeless and owe allegience to no one but yourself.

I wish my minimum-wage job paid more.

"Hahahahaha, don't we all?! I feel the same way, and if you're gonna get paid more than me, then I'm not granting your wish."

-Genie

Don't shoot the messenger....

 

[HunnyBee]

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish my day was more exciting.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! You have been sucked into the world of jumangi! How exciting! (i just watched that movie)

...and while i was homeless, some kind older man walks by with a package and hands it to me and my daughter....a million dollars! yay thanks mysterious old man!

I wish i was in jumangi with hunnybee and we're hunting!

 

[HunnyBee]

Wish granted ~ now you are with me, and we never reach The Golden City and end up being stuck in Jumanji forever.

I wish I was on a cruise with my friends.

 

[Sadiegrl]

Wish granted, you are crusing along and find yourself stuck in the bermuda triangle...what to do...

i wish i had wings for one day

 

[CrazyPerson]

You forgot to make a wish.

I wish my day was more exciting.

Granted, but that excitement came from a work accident that took your arm, your ambulance crashing, the helicopter taking you to the hospital running out of fuel and needing to land, your stretcher breaking and you falling and breaking your other 3 limbs, and your Anstice failing during surgery.

I wish that a worthwhile girl would see me as possibly more then a friend.

 

[HunnyBee]

Wish granted, you are crusing along and find yourself stuck in the bermuda triangle...what to do...

i wish i had wings for one day

Granted, but that excitement came from a work accident that took your arm, your ambulance crashing, the helicopter taking you to the hospital running out of fuel and needing to land, your stretcher breaking and you falling and breaking your other 3 limbs, and your Anstice failing during surgery.

I wish that a worthwhile girl would see me as possibly more then a friend.

Sadie - wish granted ~ but you end up crashing into a tree with your new wings and they are now damaged.

CrazyPerson - wish granted ~ that girl sees you as more than a friend, but you end up seeing her as only a friend.

I wish that I was already starting my career.

 

[Kol]

Granted. Your dream job no longer requires a degree, but is taught entirely by on-the-job training. Your salary drops to $9.00 an hour, no benefits, and you start tomorrow.

I wish people would post in my threads more often.

 

[CrazyPerson]

Granted. Your dream job no longer requires a degree, but is taught entirely by on-the-job training. Your salary drops to $9.00 an hour, no benefits, and you start tomorrow.

I wish people would post in my threads more often.

Granted, but they do so only to flame you and they get derailed to the point where the mods close them before anything you say gets a real response.

I wish I was more attractive to women.

 

[Sadiegrl]

granted! you are the most attractive man in the world and you are stampeded by a mob of crazed women!

i wish i had an undivided heart for God

 

[CrazyPerson]

granted! you are the most attractive man in the world and you are stampeded by a mob of crazed women!

i wish i had an undivided heart for God

Granted, but you are publicly exicuted for your faith..

only a matter of time before that becomes a reality.

I wish people would make decisions only looking at facts rather than emotion.

 

[Sadiegrl]

...what better honor than to die for Christ!

Granted! the world is now devoid of emotion which includes love and you have wiped out the most important thing ever!!!!! Congrats

i wish the world accepted Christ and we could all go home!