Make a wish...

[boyscoutgirl]

granted, but a hurricane hits a week later and your house floods, forcing you to move back to the mainland

I wish I had money.

 

[Bellla]

granted, but you store it all in one place and a fire starts and burns it all

I wish i was off of work tonight

 

[jelvenko]

Granted. You don't have to work tonight... But it's because you had to call out sick with the flu. High fever, aches, chills, the whole nine yards. So you have to stay in bed the whole night and can't go out and have fun.

I wish my wrist would stop giving me problems. (Strained it yesterday. )

 

[Mnse87]

Granted but your back is going to start hurting.

I wish my boyfriend would stay by my side forever.

 

[k450ofu3k-gh-5ipe]

Granted, but unfortunately he isn't the guy you end up marrying.

I wish my jaw didn't pop all the time.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted, but unfortunately he isn't the guy you end up marrying.

I wish my jaw didn't pop all the time.

Granted. Your jaw is torn off in a freak biking accident.

I wish I knew where my wife and I would live in a year

 

[jennyren]

granted but you'll have to move six times before then.

I wish I had the replacement filter for my vacuum.

 

[CrazyPerson]

granted but you'll have to move six times before then.

I wish I had the replacement filter for my vacuum.

Granted, but now the rest of the parts broke.

I wish that I was a Pro Bowl NFL QB.

 

[mccarty]

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[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Hahaha! I'm just the person to grant this wish. They call me the Emo Stomper. And I ain't jokin'.

Granted, but you have to burn all the cloths once I put them in a huge pile.

I wish I had somebody to live life with....

 

[RachieCat]

Okay ,granting that but you live together on monkey island in florida with 100's of wild monkeys.


I wish this fabulous guy would call me that I met Friday.

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted, but he called to tell you that he was too busy.

I wish I could express myself better.

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted - just in time for two detectives to show up with handcuffs and a copy of the Miranda rights.

I wish we never had another heat wave around here again.

 

[HunnyBee]

Wish granted ~ now it's freezing cold all year round.

I wish I could sing good.

 

[Kol]

Granted. You can sing good but not very well, and everyone gets so tired of you singing "good, good, good" all the time they throw you off a bridge into ankle-deep water.

I wish I could be nicer to people.

 

[ernest_theweedwhackerguy]

Granted, but everybody is mean to you in return.

I wish people weren't two-faced.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

Granted, but now they have four faces.

I wish I was at summer camp right now!!!

 

[Sketcher]

Granted, but there are a lot of very rough storms.

I wish I had my own army.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted, but there are a lot of very rough storms.

I wish I had my own army.

Granted. You gain an army of undead. They kill all living things in the entire world. You are now the only living being left.

I wish I knew and excelled beyond what is seen as humanly possible at all possible forms of martial arts.

 

[Sketcher]

Granted. You know it all now, but you kick so hard that you break your own back and the rest of your days are spent as a quadriplegic.

I wish I had 10 billion dollars.