Make a wish...

[Squeakers]

Granted, but now you lost your sense of smell.

I wish I had a big bowl of ice cream...yum...

 

[HunnyBee]

Granted ~ You have a big bowl of ice cream, but you find a roach in there.

I wish that finals were over!

 

[StarCannon]

*wishes that the sewer plant down street wouldn't stink up the campus*

 

[rachey88]

Granted, but now you don't have indoor plumbing.

I wish I could get out of this house.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

Granted, but the hole you step into sends you right back inside.

I wish finals were done.

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted, you slept through finals and got 0%, and the school is so disturbed that the average student GPA is lowering so much, that they permanently ban you from the school.

I wish someone else would do my homework for me.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted, you slept through finals and got 0%, and the school is so disturbed that the average student GPA is lowering so much, that they permanently ban you from the school.

I wish someone else would do my homework for me.

Granted. You get As on all your homework, Fs on all your tests. You are kicked out of school, cannot find a job and resort to alcohol to drown your sorrows. You soon end up homeless and alcoholic. The person who did all your homework ends up starting a new firm based on a new technology he invented and soon ends up being the richest man on earth, making Bill Gates look poor. His inventions stop global warming and saves the human race.

I wish I had fifty-five thousand bars of solid gold.

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted. You get As on all your homework, Fs on all your tests. You are kicked out of school, cannot find a job and resort to alcohol to drown your sorrows. You soon end up homeless and alcoholic. The person who did all your homework ends up starting a new firm based on a new technology he invented and soon ends up being the richest man on earth, making Bill Gates look poor. His inventions stop global warming and saves the human race.

I wish I had fifty-five thousand bars of solid gold.

darn.. at least i got an A on my homework. That's better than I expected.

Granted, you have 55,000 bars of solid gold, stolen from a foreign country. But not for long, because it is shortly confiscated, you are sent to prison, in the country it was stolen from, for life.

 

[TheReasoner]

darn.. at least i got an A on my homework. That's better than I expected.

Granted, you have 55,000 bars of solid gold, stolen from a foreign country. But not for long, because it is shortly confiscated, you are sent to prison, in the country it was stolen from, for life.

Darn...

I wish I had friends who could get me out of jail.

 

[kittysbecute]

Darn...

I wish I had friends who could get me out of jail.

Granted, you had friends who could get you out of jail. Too bad you are in prison.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted, you had friends who could get you out of jail. Too bad you are in prison.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

Granted. It's stale and about two years past it's 'use by' date.

I wish I had friends who could get me out of prison

 

[Shazamataz]

Granted. It's stale and about two years past it's 'use by' date.

I wish I had friends who could get me out of prison

Granted. Too bad they live on the other side of the world and have no idea you are in prison!

I wish I could move to Toowoomba

 

[kittysbecute]

Granted. It's stale and about two years past it's 'use by' date.

I wish I had friends who could get me out of prison

Thanks Just what I wished for.

Granted, you had friend who could get you out of prison. Unfortunately they all died or stopped being your friend long before you ever entered prison.


I wish the school for this semester was over already.

 

[The Bubba]

Granted, its over. BUT next year they are implementing 6 day a week classes with 12 hour days going from 6a-6p.

I wish I could be debt free.

 

[Squeakers]

Granted, its over. BUT next year they are implementing 6 day a week classes with 12 hour days going from 6a-6p.

I wish I could be debt free.

Granted...but in the process, you become broke.

I wish I could have some ice cream...yum.

 

[The Bubba]

Granted...but in the process, you become broke.

I wish I could have some ice cream...yum.

Granted,

But it is melted and liquidy.

 

[ImperialPhantom]

I wish I owned a big clothing line and a Lamborghini.

 

[jelvenko]

Granted. You own a big clothing line. It's outside your house with all your laundry drying on it. And the Lamborghini is sitting in your garage collecting dust, because gas prices are so high that you would have to sell the car to be able to fill the tank with gas.


I wish my husband was home from work.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

Granted, but you are leaving at the same time to go to a meeting.

I wish my allergies would be gone.

 

[Bellla]

Granted...but now you have a constant cold

I wish I lived in Hawaii