Make a wish...

[hollypparker]

granted. Money i abolished and things are done on trade. Problem is, you don't have anything to trade either.


I wish I was happy all the time.

 

[elephunky]

granted, but now you are too happy and it drives everyone crazy

I wish I had the most uber computer

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted. It gains consciousness and turns into an evil mastermind, toppling the world economy, starting world war 3.

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted. It gains consciousness and turns into an evil mastermind, toppling the world economy, starting world war 3.

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world

Granted. But the United Nations interpreters' union goes on strike, and you're called in to replace all of them singlehandedly.

I wish I could get a better deal on broadband internet.

 

[hollypparker]

you get it. But then a week later the company goes broke because the deal really was too good to be true, and you no longer have internet access.

I wish I lived nearer my best friend

 

[TheReasoner]

you get it. But then a week later the company goes broke because the deal really was too good to be true, and you no longer have internet access.

I wish I lived nearer my best friend

Granted. You live next-door.
But shortly after some crazy circumstance causes the government to build a huge wall complete with barbed wire and crazed guards between your houses and across the entire city. You never see your friend again.

I wish I would get more stipend when I go back to study now.

 

[Kol]

Granted. You're given a 250% increase, but unfortunately, you get mugged by a goat.

I wish I could access the internet with my mind.

 

[MysticAngel]

Granted. You have access, but then it takes over your mind and you're never yourself again.

I wish I had a new job that I like.

 

[TwistTim]

Granted. You're given a 250% increase, but unfortunately, you get mugged by a goat.

I wish I could access the internet with my mind.

Granted, but you suffer from information overload whenever you encouter a new person as your brain searches for all internet data on that person.

and since there was a post before me........

Granted. You have access, but then it takes over your mind and you're never yourself again.

I wish I had a new job that I like.

Granted, but all the new jobs you can get like that are not jobs you like, but they are the only ones you can get.


I wish for something good for breakfast that I've not had in a long time.

 

[hollypparker]

You get something good that you haven't had fpr years. Only now it is mouldy and gone off.


I wish all my University work was done.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted. You're given a 250% increase, but unfortunately, you get mugged by a goat.

Oh man... A GOAT???
Just my luck! I was hoping for a lama...

I wish all my University work was done.

Granted! It's done very poorly and you fail every class. (Go back to start!)

I wish I had a way to stop global warming instantly.

 

[TwistTim]

Oh man... A GOAT???
Just my luck! I was hoping for a lama...



Granted! It's done very poorly and you fail every class. (Go back to start!)

I wish I had a way to stop global warming instantly.

Granted, only it's back to the 60's problem of Global Cooling and the Hippies return from retirement to do Hippie Things......


I wish for a not so bleak future......

 

[hollypparker]

Granted. Everyone is expected to take drugs so they will see colours everywhere.

I wish that my sister would hurry up and get out of the bathroom. I really need to go.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted. Everyone is expected to take drugs so they will see colours everywhere.

I wish that my sister would hurry up and get out of the bathroom. I really need to go.

Granted, but it's too late....


I wish I had cybernetic implants making me twice as strong as Samson, and smarter than thought humanly possible.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

Granted, but it only lasts for 1 minute

I wish that school was done with for the semester.

 

[Shyguyelite]

Haha. This is an interesting thread, with some clever answers!

Granted, you finished, but you now have Asian parents who micromanage your adult life, and you got a B+ in one of your courses... RIP: boyscoutgirl

I wish my neighbors upstairs would stop having loud parties on Wednesday nights. I mean, seriously...

 

[HotRhymez]

Granted. Your neighbors have moved their party to Friday nights, but they are having new carpet put in, so they are using your room instead.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[HunnyBee]

Granted ~ You have a girlfriend, who becomes incredibly obsessive over you. She's doesn't give you any space AT ALL.

I wish I was somewhere on a tropical island.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

Granted, but a hurricane hits two hours after you land, causing you to return to your current location.

I wish I was at home in Colorado with my family.

 

[Jeff91199]

Granted! You arrive just in time to help them move to New Jersey.

I wish I had better anti-allergy meds.