Make a wish...

[boyscoutgirl]

I wish for a windfall inheritance.

Granted ... you inherit your grandparent's house, which was destroyed in a tornado.

I wish that I was done with school.

 

[quitespirit]

Granted ... you inherit your grandparent's house, which was destroyed in a tornado.

I wish that I was done with school.

Granted. But the school says in the certified letter that they are done with you as well, and you are not permitted, by order of Judge Jones of the superior court, to enter nor come within 500 feet of school property.

Giirrlll! I don't know whatcha did but they's mad....tisk!

I wish for a size 4 figure.

 

[TwistTim]

Granted. But the school says in the certified letter that they are done with you as well, and you are not permitted, by order of Judge Jones of the superior court, to enter nor come within 500 feet of school property.

Giirrlll! I don't know whatcha did but they's mad....tisk!

I wish for a size 4 figure.

Granted, but the Sizes have been upped once again, so sorry, but the old size 12 is now size 4...... and you are now that size......

I wish I wasn't so tired when I came home from work.

 

[boyscoutgirl]

I wish I wasn't so tired when I came home from work.

Granted ... you no longer have a job ... Now there's no reason you should come home tired.

I wish I had more money.

 

[WileyCoyote]

Granted. You have been blessed with $7,000. But the IRS just sent a letter to your house saying you owe $8,500 in back taxes.

I wish I had a wifey.

 

[quitespirit]

Granted. You have been blessed with $7,000. But the IRS just sent a letter to your house saying you owe $8,500 in back taxes.

I wish I had a wifey.

I will grant you a wife! You may have heard of her before, as there is a proverb written about her: Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Prov 21:9
I hope your roof isn't pitched bro!

I wish for a husband.

 

[fadedglory]

I wish i could find someone who truly cares about me. (someone outside of my family)

 

[8462]

I wish I could find my engagement ring.... This is bothering me soo much....

 

[hollypparker]

I will grant the last free wishes. First, the person who wants a husband. You got him. But it was an arranged marrage, so you don't really love him and can't marry the guy you do love.

To the one who wants someone to care for them, other than their family. You got it, a lot of people care for you. But you can't see it. (Meant in the kindest of ways, and you are in my prayers)

Finally, the wedding ring. You find it again, but you find that some poor man found it on the floor and gave it to his fiancee because he couldn't afford his own.

I wish I was a famous filmmaker.

 

[fishin4christ]

Granted ! You work for kodak.

I wish I could meet King Solomon.

 

[hollypparker]

Granted. You went back in time to meet him. But you find yourself being his servant, and you cannot return to our time. You lose everything.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted. You went back in time to meet him. But you find yourself being his servant, and you cannot return to our time. You lose everything.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted. The dog has rabies and attacks you mercilessly. You die on your way to the hospital.

I wish I could build a colony ship and go off to be among the first to colonize another planet.

 

[hollypparker]

Granted. But the planet you colonise is Mars, and there is a disaster which causes you all to run out of air, killing you all.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and get my University work done

 

[TheReasoner]

Granted. But the planet you colonise is Mars, and there is a disaster which causes you all to run out of air, killing you all.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and get my University work done

Granted. But you become too focused on your university work, your social life collapses. You will never have friends again. Your family shuns you.

I wish I was thrice as intelligent as Einstein.

 

[TwistTim]

Granted, but then you see that the pursuit of knowledge for the sake of pursuing knowledge is futile, so you work as a garbage man and give your money from your inventions to the poor.

I wish I could find some human female(so you guys don't match me up with a dog or cat) to love, who loves me to....

 

[hollypparker]

You get a human female to love, and she loves you to.

But the love is so strong you don't have time to do anything else. You don't work, you don't sleep. You even forget to eat because you two are so in love. You can work out what happens from there.

I wish I had children

 

[TheReasoner]

You get a human female to love, and she loves you to.

But the love is so strong you don't have time to do anything else. You don't work, you don't sleep. You even forget to eat because you two are so in love. You can work out what happens from there.

I wish I had children

Granted. You get two children. One grows up to be a drug user and murderer, the other a big general who manages to launch all of NATO member nations' collective nuclear arsenal at random targets. The world ends. (oooh. Suitably terrible ^^)

I wish I had a bucket...

 

[MysticAngel]

Granted. You get two children. One grows up to be a drug user and murderer, the other a big general who manages to launch all of NATO member nations' collective nuclear arsenal at random targets. The world ends. (oooh. Suitably terrible ^^)

I wish I had a bucket...

That's funny.

Granted ~ you get a bucket, but it's full of flesh-eating maggots.

I wish that summer was already here!

 

[hollypparker]

granted. But the summer is so hot, and it is out of season, so all the water gets evaporated and everyone dies of Thirst

I wish I could decide which course I want to do next year

 

[elephunky]

granted, but the course you chose was full so you were forced to study how to clean toilets,

I wish we didnt need money