Make a wish...

[TwistTim]

granted. For one hour, you and your homies must live in a walk in freezer to perserve your lives, and then you must get home quickly afterwards before the drowsiness of that extra hour of sleep causes you to drift off the road.

I wish I could have a wonderful dinner with a beautiful young lady.

 

[squeekers22]

granted but she will bring her brothers with her

I wish no one juged

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted. You are now dead. (I'm just kidding )

I wish I could run faster than the fastest car.

 

[squeekers22]

Granted. You are now dead. (I'm just kidding )

I wish I could run faster than the fastest car.

ur crazy lol

granted but u cant stop running

i wish i had more christan music

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted. Now you listen to nothing but Carman. (if you don't know who he is, he's a very cheesy Christian artist from the late 80's, who'm I actually like, but you probably won't, that's why it's so funny!)

I wish I had a motorcycle.

 

[squeekers22]

granted but its the small one and thats the only transportation u can ride in

i wish i had straight and white teeth

 

[TwistTim]

Granted but they belonged to grandma jones, and now they are your dentures. (Sorry)

I wish I had a hoverboard like in Back to the Future III....

 

[squeekers22]

whats that

 

[Rhododendron]

whats that

It's a skateboard that floats.

TwistTim:

Granted, you've stolen my hoverboard and now you suffer the reprocussions that I faced with this wish LOL! (floating off into space)

I wish I had an all you can eat coupon that never expired and that I could use it over and over again forever.

 

[squeekers22]

granted but ur husband took it and wont give it back lol

i wish i could act and sing and dance

 

[TwistTim]

granted but ur husband took it and wont give it back lol

i wish i could act and sing and dance

granted but now America suffers a blow out from all the American Idol/Dancing with the Stars/Lost and looses interest in those things for the next 20 years, the span of your career.

I wish I could go skydiving.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted, but you forgot a parachute.

I wish I had a job!

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, stamp licker it is! (and the stamps taste like pooh)

I wish I could have automatic voice volumes. So like, I could press my nose, and then the whole world would hear me LOL.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted, stamp licker it is! (and the stamps taste like pooh)

I wish I could have automatic voice volumes. So like, I could press my nose, and then the whole world would hear me LOL.

LoL...granted...but you have so many controls on your body that you look like Darth Vadar

I wish I could fly

 

[squeekers22]

granted but u cant flying

i wish i had all the Chrisitan cds in the wourld

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, but you have to pay for them.

I wish I had a really big apple tree in my backyard.

 

[moerunamida]

Granted, it is now growing into your house!

I wish that I could be invisible

 

[Rhododendron]

Granted, you are completely invisible with no return. We can't see you, hear you, touch you, smell you (LOL?) Nothing. Not even taste. (LOL!!!????? not that we would LOL! )

I wish I could tap dance.

 

[squeekers22]

Granted but i have to tap dance forever

I wish i had the most bonita hair in the world that is shinky silky long and pretty lol sry and long

 

[TwistTim]

granted. but everyone loved your original hair better, and the new hair is a wig.

i wish someone would pay the water bill for me, so i keep that 30 bucks.