Mail Order Husbands

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

If men only knew how desperate we were, they might just get braver and start asking us out. haha

 

[Thunder Peel]

I've already submitted my application. If you respond to the ad that says, "I can bake pies and unclog your toilet" then congrats, you're now on Team Thunder!

 

[anewday]

I've already submitted my application. If you respond to the ad that says, "I can bake pies and unclog your toilet" then congrats, you're now on Team Thunder!

Haha, you sound perfect for me ! Now I'm gonna sign up...

 

[Sketcher]

I much prefer

because he is half price and I'm cheap.

Someone's interested? Someone's interested! At last!

 

[LoneSheep]

I took the compatibility test and was matched up with this guy

 

[Rhye]

why do i keep coming to this thread?

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I took the compatibility test and was matched up with this guy

Well....when's the wedding?

 

[GQ Chris]

How about a heart-warming success story?


One of Hundreds of Success Stories

Is that Elena Kagan on the left?

 

[jamiejohn]

I can't believe this is real? Some really funny quotes in this thread.

 

[puffca]

Maybe I should consider selling myself on MOH? LOL

 

[jamiejohn]

I'm not really good at unclogging toilets but I play a mean game of tiddlywinks and can make you a tasty beef and bean burrito do you think they'll accept me?

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

I think anything goes!!!
Don't set your sight to high!
After all, why bother when you're gonna have a woman to take care of you?

Actaully.....sad thing......this is how a lot of women live their lives.....

 

[Riot Riot Riot]

OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I can't stop LAUGHING!!!

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I can't stop LAUGHING!!!

Theres's still one for you!!!

 

[jamiejohn]

I think anything goes!!!
Don't set your sight to high!
After all, why bother when you're gonna have a woman to take care of you?

Really!? So I can start making a list of demands? I think I want my own personal electric clown car and a polar bear, you know for security reasons.

 

[~Beauty_from_Pain~]

Yup, certainly seems that way when you read the guy's profiles on the websites.

It's like the joke: Man puts out ad in newspaper,

Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean house, take out the trash, mow the lawn, tie flies and build fishing rods, clean wild game and fish, has hunting dog and drift boat. Please send picture drift boat and dog.

 

[jamiejohn]

Yeah lol that woman is probably one in a zillion.

 

[kittycat7]

This one's good:

I'm lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I'm hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren't in Canada please email me.