Alright here we go:
to the tune of Black Sabbath's Iron Man:
I AM felt MAN
Has he lost his cheek
Can he see or is he cheeky?
Can he feel at all,
Or if he sleeps will he fall?
Is he waxy or dead?
Has he bulls within his big toe?
We`ll just eat him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to felt
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of Mike K
Nobody puts him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For felt Man to spread fear
Vengeance from (the) Nashville
serves the people he once saved
Nobody laughs him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
(Bridge)
ugly push up bra of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
sitting as fast as they can
felt Man lives again