Lysol introduces shoulder mounted turret that automatically blasts anyone who coughs within 6ft...

[Michie]

...of you

Lysol has unveiled a new shoulder-mounted turret that automatically blasts anyone who coughs, sneezes, or emits mouth droplets of any kind within 6 feet of you...

Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You

 

[thecolorsblend]

And that's fine, I think it's great.

But hardcore germ-avoiders like me need something a little more than that. I'm envisioning an RPG-style launcher that pelts others with water balloons filled with whatever to cleanse them from a distance of more like fifty feet or so.

My friend said (through a text) that he would love it if somebody legalized flame-throwers. Which even I think is excessive. But who am I to judge?

 

[HTacianas]

...of you

Lysol has unveiled a new shoulder-mounted turret that automatically blasts anyone who coughs, sneezes, or emits mouth droplets of any kind within 6 feet of you...

Lysol Introduces Shoulder-Mounted Turret That Automatically Blasts Anyone Who Coughs Within Six Feet Of You