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Gotta watch out for those short gals.We all thought it was kind of funny when my one cousin who is just a huge geneology buff, had done all kinds of work on the family tree and she came out to Marker church and looked at the family plot and said, ''Who's this?" We said, "Oh, no one ever told you about Auntie." See Auntie was just a tiny lady, certainly not five feet tall. She ran a house of ill repute for most of her life out in Montana. Guess her father didn't make it a point to tell her about all his aunts.
OoooKaaaayy--------LOLYou had me worried for a second, I thought the story about Ole the bachelor farmer was correct.
See Ole was like he was caught in a time warp, still using horses, no fertilizer and no wife.
Well every time there was a new country agent, the farmers would gang up and make him get out to Ole's to try and change his ways.
Well the new county agent was sent one more time, and he looked around and finally he said, "Ole, I see you are no young guy anymore, a tractor would be a lot easier on you than horses, and it looks like your crops are starving, some fertilizer would make a lot of difference, and one other thing. God said it wasn't good for man to be alone and I noticed you don't have a wife and I'm here to tell you a wife is a good thing."
Well Ole thought for a second and he answered, "Yes, I was thinking my legs were starting to hurt too much that it was time for a tractor, and I have seen my crops and my neighbor's and I believe you are right about the fertilizer, but as for a wife, my father was a bachelor, my grandfather was a bachelor, and if it was good enough for them it's good enough for me!"
Marv
Uff Da! You got me!You must be from the "Little Norwegian Synod", aka the ELS.
Every Christmas!Does this mean you eat Lutefisk?
Really? I think some members of our Pastor's family was just over there....i know quite a few good els!! just spent time in ukraine with a bunch of them![]()
[FONT= "Book Antiqua"]i know quite a few good els!!
Does this mean you eat Lutefisk?
Well, I don't remember if it was Pastor's daughter's family, or son, but the last names might be Smith, or Flohr. There's another married daughter but I don't remember the last name...well who are they??? i may have met them!!![]()