Louisiana Woman may sue after using Gorilla Glue in her hair

[Guinan]

Tessica Brown, woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror, may sue over ordeal

Yes, a woman actually put Gorilla Glue in her hair. I found out about it after seeing the story trend on Twitter. Whatever happened to common sense? It seems to have left the building. Your thoughts?

 

[Guinan]

Here's one more article on the story.

Woman Who Put Gorilla Glue in Hair Gets No Relief at ER, Might Sue

The Gorilla Glue company released a public statement.

 

[ironbjorn]

People like this is why Scrubbing Bubbles put a disclaimer on the bottle that it isn't body wash. You can't fix stupid, and when stupid does stupid things, the system allows them to steal money.

 

[ReesePiece23]

Well, the clue is in the word GLUE!

What else do you need? A PowerPoint presentation?

 

[rhawk]

As I stand in my shower holding my notebook to read the story I laugh. I'll read the second story right after I grab my hair dryer and use it while I show (it saves me a bit of time).

 

[durangodawood]

If it says "spray" then its good for hair. Like spray paint and bug spray.

 

[SkyWriting]

Tessica Brown, woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror, may sue over ordeal

Yes, a woman actually put Gorilla Glue in her hair. I found out about it after seeing the story trend on Twitter. Whatever happened to common sense? It seems to have left the building. Your thoughts?

If she had used it on her gorilla, then she'd have a good case for a lawsuit.
(A web search shows Hydrogen peroxide will soften Gorilla glue
.....for any of you who has used it on your head recently.)

 

[Aussie Pete]

Tessica Brown, woman in Gorilla Glue hair horror, may sue over ordeal

Yes, a woman actually put Gorilla Glue in her hair. I found out about it after seeing the story trend on Twitter. Whatever happened to common sense? It seems to have left the building. Your thoughts?

The problem with common sense is that there is not much of it about. It's not that common after all. If evolution is true, it's gone into reverse gear. The human race is way past its peak.

 

[durangodawood]

The problem with common sense is that there is not much of it about. It's not that common after all. If evolution is true, it's gone into reverse gear. The human race is way past its peak.

Tell me you havent at least once used Gorilla Glue as a base for pasta sauce.

 

[Aussie Pete]

Tell me you havent at least once used Gorilla Glue as a base for pasta sauce.

OK, I have not used Gorilla Glue as a base for pasta sauce. Not once. It's less of a trap to me because I've never used it for anything. I'm not sure it's even sold in Australia.

 

[durangodawood]

OK, I have not used Gorilla Glue as a base for pasta sauce. Not once. It's less of a trap to me because I've never used it for anything. I'm not sure it's even sold in Australia.

Oh right. Crocodile Glue then.

 

[A_Thinker]

The problem with common sense is that there is not much of it about. It's not that common after all. If evolution is true, it's gone into reverse gear. The human race is way past its peak.

Actually, ... most have common sense, ... but not all.

There will always be exceptions ...

 

[paul1149]

A sign of a sick society, on several levels. There ought to be serious penalties for frivolous lawsuits, but the ABA has corrupted the legal system for its own benefit. Another case of a cancerous special interest group feeding at the expense of the nation.

 

[essentialsaltes]

 

[Ironhold]

The problem with common sense is that there is not much of it about. It's not that common after all. If evolution is true, it's gone into reverse gear. The human race is way past its peak.

There's a brand of hair gel known as "Gorilla Snot" or "Maco De Gorilla", depending upon where you live.

A rather charitable hypothesis is that she might have confused the two brands, but this seems quite unlikely.

 

[Guinan]

Oh right. Crocodile Glue then.

I was thinking more along the line of Koala Glue myself.

 

[MehGuy]

Sadly with my hair I don't think even gorilla glue would keep it down..

 

[Aussie Pete]

There's a brand of hair gel known as "Gorilla Snot" or "Maco De Gorilla", depending upon where you live.

A rather charitable hypothesis is that she might have confused the two brands, but this seems quite unlikely.

I rest my case. Anyone who puts Gorilla Snot in their hair is on the way back to becoming one.

 

[Aussie Pete]

Actually, ... most have common sense, ... but not all.

There will always be exceptions ...

I wish I could be so sure about the current generation, which I'm inclined to call the Goldilocks Crowd.

 

[Aussie Pete]

Oh right. Crocodile Glue then.

Of course. Still not for hair. Crocodiles don't have hair, so........